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They like being close to you.
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They can do anything they set their minds to.
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They are slightly obsessive.
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Unusual places are the best places to sleep.
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And your ideas about where they should sleep are HILARIOUS.
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They strike a fine balance.
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They make the best internet.
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They hate water, and water hates them back.
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This is all you need to know about history.
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They really enjoy tunnels.
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They are so cute you'll forgive them for anything.
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They're so warm, you'll procrastinate to hang out with them.
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They only like hugs on their own terms.
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They do what they want.
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They care, even if it doesn't always seem like it.
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They are completely confusing.
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But did I mention cute?!!
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They are not that different from us.
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They are not always hard to please.
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But sometimes they do things you just won't understand, ever.
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But sometimes we're unfair to them.
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After all, they're heroes in their own way.
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And their weirdness just makes them more charming.
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They're never sure if they love or hate you.
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And you're also never sure.
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Scratch that, you are: Cats are the best.