32 Genuinely Hilarious Tweets By Desis That Made Me LOL
"Madhuri Dixit is incomplete without 'M'"
Here are the 32 of the funniest tweets by desis that made me laugh so hard, my stomach still hurts. Make sure you follow them on Twitter.
Yes, I know that Elon Musk now calls it "X" but I am sticking to "Twitter" because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯!
1. The Barbie jokes will probably never get old.
this is so funny 💀💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/gC4TeuXAK2
— ਸਿਮਰਨ 🩵 (@simraann_) July 26, 2023
2.
My favorite part of #Barbie was when America started her feminist rant and the girl sitting in front of me turned to the guy sitting next to her and said "Yeh toh kartik aryan jaisa bol rahi hai" https://t.co/8bWfY0vOjt
— Ayushi Mona (@TheMonaFactor) July 31, 2023
4. Neither will the Oppenheimer memes.
He looks like a Marathi geography teacher called Paranjape pic.twitter.com/e6OOBGKWEn
— Nidtendo.txt (@Grammatizator) July 25, 2023
5.
“Aur bhai?”
— Khaver خاور (@thekarachikid) August 9, 2023
“Bas yaar…” pic.twitter.com/XIXi8kPARO
6. When Independence Day falls on a Tuesday.
my manager doesn’t know this yet but mai monday ko bimaar hone waala hoon
— gordon (@gordonramashray) August 11, 2023
pic.twitter.com/doUN8Qkfjv
7.
at a school independence day performance and they did a tiny quiz session where the host asked "who gave the slogan -jai ho" and a kid responded AR rahman😭😭😭
— gulshan (@ityade) August 15, 2023
8.
Me getting a ₹5 Perk after sitting for 2 hours in Independence day programm : pic.twitter.com/o1Pqn8h5cc
— Shibhhuu (@shibhhuu) August 15, 2023
9.
was surfing thru netflix figuring out what to watch and started s5 of the crown and my mother told me to have some shame and not watch it on 15th of August
— s 🍒🎄 (@saucherie) August 15, 2023
10. Made in Heaven summed up.
made in heaven episode format—
— bombay bandar (@bandarmoment) August 15, 2023
bride: fuck u
groom: fuck u blood fuck fuck u fuck bloody
Kabir Monologue: But why really is it “mental health” and not “womental health”? Why does nobody ask that question? The truth is that in Delhi a woman’s mental health has never mattered…
11. Lajjo walked so that Dhanalakshmi could run.
Jaya Bachchan became what she feared 💀 pic.twitter.com/Vfy3WjLkMT
— Elon Mast (@clumsyninja0905) August 11, 2023
12. On Salman Khan being a soothsayer.
no way salman bhai predicted it 😭 pic.twitter.com/AEYTx03Lb4
— Savage (@arcomedys) July 25, 2023
13. And AP Dhillon and Banita Sandhu's tryst.
People my age : Me : pic.twitter.com/7bnfMAB0OU
— Shibhhuu (@shibhhuu) August 14, 2023
14. Some evergreen gems.
she's celebrating 20 years of tere naam 🙏 https://t.co/idldWvCSrD
— Shreemi Verma (@shreemiverma) August 16, 2023
15.
Class Monitors be like: pic.twitter.com/InxqFK1vO3
— UsamaSaleem🇵🇰🇵🇸 (@usmi_says) July 26, 2023
17.
this interaction never gets old pic.twitter.com/ftfvuSSFa1
— Bhumika (@thisisbhumika) August 3, 2023
19.
trying to convince my parents that we haven’t seen amitabh bachchan’s arms in over a decade bc he has sleeve tattoos
— gordon (@gordonramashray) August 7, 2023
20.
this white woman named kayleigh living in delhi got a tattoo of her name in hindi. u could say this shit is bananas pic.twitter.com/dNCvwSWpJf
— hot sugar (@dieatribes) August 8, 2023
21.
i'm in pune & zomato guy just called and he was speaking v fast i didn't understand i said "bhaiya mujhe marathi nahi aati" and he said "ma'am mei toh hindi mei baat kar raha hu" i want to die
— sehaj (@sehahaj) August 9, 2023
22.
we planned to order food this weekend and dad wrote the craziest cooking instruction😭😭 pic.twitter.com/MU5MkQ3Dkp
— •i• (@pachtaogaybro) August 13, 2023
23.
Real pic.twitter.com/sjffgyJfPQ
— Abhishek (@MSDianAbhiii) August 15, 2023
24.
Boney Kapoor looks a bit too comfortable being held by Lauren Hemp.... pic.twitter.com/XEY3GMi1XV
— Star Wars: AnuHope (@anumccartney) August 16, 2023
26.
Okay this one is pretty good pic.twitter.com/arUUd9J09i
— humour understander kuttoosan🔶 (@jijinjohn) July 30, 2023
27.
Calling out my dad in the exact same manner he calls me out when he's not picking up my calls on his boys trip pic.twitter.com/iazzIG30n3
— Shambhavi (@sham_not) August 14, 2023
29.
i think about this Olx ad every week pic.twitter.com/rueVicXphY
— namakpyaru (@fruityashtray) July 31, 2023
30. And finally, THAT picture of Selena Gomez.
she’s about to sing sawaar loon https://t.co/pOHPK92uwj
— vipin (@djfrankkie) August 14, 2023
31.
The security guard watching me struggle to open the society gate from outside at 1:30 at night https://t.co/sdAtJ9DqVZ
— Sahil Rizwan (@SahilRiz) August 15, 2023
32.
Marathi mom’s in Mahabaleshwar after breakfast https://t.co/BwUtU3fGWC
— material gworl (@penisfritter) August 14, 2023