2021 was both an excruciatingly long and weirdly short year — one that wasn't very different from 2020, and tested our patience in many ways. However, one good thing to come out of this rather painful year were these FANTASTIC tweets that provided us all the comic relief we desperately needed!
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Jeera when you put it in hot oil.
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aaj Kylie k ghar satsang hai
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: it is raining. maths mam won't come today. maths mam :
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Kya hua tera waada vo kasam vo iraada
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Amy Santiago, Rosa Diaz and Charles Boyle♥️
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Yeh Sahi hai. Apne hee ghar mei khel lo.
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My daadi casually throws these questions in the house like "Kya lagta hai kab tak jiyungi main?"
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Rekha ji listening to COVID caller tune
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before entering the corporate life i didn’t have time, now i don’t have bandwidth
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Fuck it, Bua Deepa 🙏🏻
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Beedi jalaile ka mere past se kya relation hai https://t.co/sr7paI3QdF
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Designed a Covid-19 vaccination card for fun because I got bored of the original vanilla covid-19 vaccine certificate on which Modi Ji is staring right into your soul.
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Whoever you are in life, seepage is the greatest leveller. https://t.co/RCus0xDqI8
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gone abraham
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Grow up chutiye
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they're naming the Pfizer vaccine after an indian youtuber??? https://t.co/pMs9etTnr2
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Doggy ko Photoshop kyu kiya 😭🤣 https://t.co/C5iNXRbJ1j
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mar jaega bhai wo https://t.co/fvK2yqTfnv
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Was in a train today and heard this mom telling her 6 yo "subah subah phone mat chalao ankh kharab hoti hai" and the kid pointed at me and said "ye didi bhi toh chalarahi hai" 💀💀
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It came, it finally came
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remember when we used to ridicule Ali from dhoom cause he'd imagine a future w literally anybody who spoke to him? yeah who's the Ali now huh?
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which one of u was this
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Gas mein aakar on krdu ? https://t.co/jHs3l6vEJD
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Who’s going to tell her?
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When you can’t see things without your glasses
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hrithik roshan in dhoom 2:
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Halke main le rhe bc
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Parents : You shouldn’t talk to strangers Me on social media :
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My dad couldn't find google chrome so i did this
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Letter b and d in the word 'abduct'
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No fact-checker can beat the speed of my dad being told he has to avoid alcohol after getting COVID vaccine 😂
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If you want attention, order sizzler at a restaurant & watch heads turn towards your table.
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Always wanted to hear Shashikala say - Meri pussy mar gayi, meri pussy!
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my girl best friend v/s guy best friend
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Actually!
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The existence of Sonar Bangla implies the existence of Radar Bangla
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The greatest discovery of the human race after fire.
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Real ID se aa Anu Malik https://t.co/P2Z75PpNVJ
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*Pundit ji comes with Aarti ki thaali* Everyone :
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can’t wait to share some exciting news with you par kuch ho hi nahi raha life mein
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It's a tough time for all of us, but don't lose hope and remember. Remember that this
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either desi parents will wash vegetables with detergent or they will roam around without masks. there's no in between.
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Dobby Deol.
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BDSM B - bade D - dino S - se M - momos nahi khaye
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My dad's sense of humor is just indianizing western names. Wtf is Gordon ramaswamy
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I still think about this😀
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I showed this to mom and she asked Rahul Gandhi ki girlfriend kab ban gayi 😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/DZkegp8OhQ
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I have abs a- a b- big s- stomach
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If I die please donate my whole body to science except the middle finger give it to that client of mine who asked me to work at INR 0.30/Word.
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what are my dms???🥲
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we have all seen elf on a shelf but have you seen
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Sheikh well before use. https://t.co/1CKzUhn6fb
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love I give love I get
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😂😂
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Kaisi teri khudgarzi ⚪️ Dhoop ⚪️ Chaanv 🔘 none of the above
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🇺🇸 - Can I have your number? 🇮🇳 - Hum poori class ka whastapp group bnaa rhe hai apna number dedo.
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Dad uploaded his order to the chemist as his WhatsApp status
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Indian moms don't need April Fool's day to make a fool of their children. They usually do it by saying uth jaa 8 baj gye when its actually 6am.
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Never forget
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Tanki ka paani during summer
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And the Oscar for best Hotel name in Namma Bengaluru goes to....
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Asked this girl if she liked The Beatles and she said "No, I'm scared of them" 😭😭
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Here is a map of the iconic sweets from most Indian states. Can you fill in the ones that are missing?
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omg aditya from jab we met
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https://t.co/pHfZ0rIR6a
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parents will sit with you and use their phone, and the moment they’re done scrolling through all their apps they’ll say, “batao ek kamre mein 5 log hain aur sab apne phone pe hain..kya din aagaye hain”
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Just burst into laughter because I remembered that the erstwhile movie star Joy Mukherjee had two sons named Boy Mukherjee and Toy Mukherjee. 😂
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‘Ek paneer ki sabzi aur ek vegetable sabzi mangawa lete hai’ -every Indian family in a restaurant
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yea im from the bay area
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😂😂😂😂, Via WhatsApp
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dad confused mozzarella in the freezer for paneer so we had to eat mozzarella bhurji for dinner 🤡
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Lady Dhaga
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fb comment section my raison d'etre
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Tell me you have brown parents without telling me you have brown parents:
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The Apsara non-dust eraser stabbed with pencil.
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Drive ka link hi share kardo yaar, Aise ruk ruk ke kya dikha rahi ho.
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“Main toh ainvayi ainvayi ainvayi ainvayi uth gaya.” - every time a morning meeting gets cancelled
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Girl : I don't think I am beautiful. 1Direction :
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Aradhya: *makes mistake in counting* Aish: pata nhi kaha se sikh rahi. Big B:
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If you need a urine pregnancy test to confirm at that gestational age, you've missed a lot.
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Never have i ever seen an AC better than the one in my school computer lab
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shoes ? in my south asian apartment ?
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According to my dad, my work profile is "pata nahi kya karta hai. Par pure din meeting mein hota hai, to kuch to karta hoga."
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dal lake
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What nonsense. This is Mysore Dosa. https://t.co/zE5kWB6JCY
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english ma'am gf PT sir bf
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SRK in K3G Me with my dog Constantly monitoring poo 🤝
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Mom just said ki England haari kyuki unki Queen ne Choti Bahu Meghan ke saath boht galat kiya.
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me returning to the kitchen after giving paani to guests https://t.co/VIbi8hBOMW
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Fahad Mustafa is deepika padukone with beard and you can't unsee this now
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Yaaar papa yaar 😭😭😭😭😭
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why is there no vaccine for periods
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I have no regrets.
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Very disappointed Bollywood award shows have not added a "Best Maldives Pics" category yet.
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Why are sanitary pads named “whisper” when I actually wanna scream the moment my periods start
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wtf is brown dad? bc baap hai wo tumhara, bread ka packet nahi.
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Sauce soya sauce
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im ded
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Online friendships
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Perfect bait
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now we know for real what caused that fire
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Dating app for Indian chefs : Hing
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Parents: It's difficult to find a boy for you Me:
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Meri Puri jaawani toh bas add to cart Kar Karke hin khatam hojani hai
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Jalebillie eilish??
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Me at 2 PM not able to work on anything because I have a meeting at 3:30 PM
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Masala peeste time mixer grinder ka dhakkan pakde aap
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Woh chaahe tumhare dohe ka jawaab nibandh se de yaad rakhna bra bahot mehengi aati hai. https://t.co/qaT7z7tWo8
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India in 1947: https://t.co/R3EBTeaiIK
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my last name is vedurmudi 😐
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Hrithik Roshan, Ek pal ka jeena (1999)
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Harry turning up to prince Phillips funeral
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Yaar LinkedIn bata de mera profile kaun dekh raha hai aur kyun
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I think about this atleast once a day
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Are you even Indian if you don't have a picture like this?
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Guys I'm in a bad place rn. Not mentally or anything. I'm in Uttar Pradesh.
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Who called it grocery shopping and not stockhome syndrome?
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An Indian who is unmarried in their 30s totally deserves a medal.
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My biggest flex is that I've never fainted during school assembly in my entire school life.
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when is this dropping
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Don’t eat Poha outdoor. Eat it Indore.
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Amma didn't allow my brother to drink chocolate milk at night so he's leaving home lmfao.
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do people who quit sugar know that life is meaningless and they will die anyway
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Bobby Deol was a pro at Covid testing long before the virus even came into existence.
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“We treat our employees like our family” The family:
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why does the weeknd look like he studies in madras christian college
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the air inside them https://t.co/a5jvouWiH0
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Eating bheegi hui badaam and still clicking on "Forgot Password".
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My son just said Justine Biber built Hagia Sophia instead of Justinian I. His history exam starts in 45 min😭😭
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god did everyone have this friend as a kid...
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Brown dads roaming in the house on Sundays be like
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Lokesh and Selvi
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You guys!
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The existence of an Altaf Raja implies the existence of an Altaf Praja.
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any place you go, one thing is constant
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yeh kya tareeka hua batane ka?
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Reverse method acting
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My dog is useless, yesterday we were both chased by another dog.
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move out & live with parents & fuck up financial fuck up mental stability stability ( •_•) (•_• ) ( ง )ง ୧( ୧ ) /︶\ /︶\
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Starting a petition for Biswa Kalyan Rath to name his first child Ikkiswa Kalyan Rath. Do support and sign it guys😁🤘
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When you're typing on a Google doc shared with a lot of people 🥺
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Kyu join karu mai meet? Kya khaas baat hai meet mein? nahi join karni mujhe meet
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Work from home in a desi household is an extreme sport
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Delhi's food culture described in one reel😭😭
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The perfect birthday card doesn't exis..
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what happened here?
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my 8 year old brother woke up and chose violence
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Thank u Modiji😫🙏
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Myntra delivery guy asked me to show phone thought he'd see the confirmation or something 😭 man rated himself in front of me?? 😭😭 like I am happy but bro?!?
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Sabke mama chanda hai par youtubers ke mama earth hai
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Bf thinks I'm not funny so prove him wrong: How does Amitabh Bachchan bathe? He goes for a shava shava
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Apps updating when they see WiFi
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Brown parents when you tell them that depression is real
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At work
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When you do a Google search and it takes you to quora but the website asks you to open an account first You :
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"aunty humaari ball wapas kardo"
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Indian parents will body shame you for having the features that THEY passed down to you.
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Someone: Funeral scene in movies are so emotional Me: Not all of them.
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conference call with european clients named piotr, pyotr, pietro, pierre indians:
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Abey saley
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If women are kudi, then aren’t men just kooda?
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Walked into class dressed so. desi dude at the podium with a laptop. He was fixing an issue with the projector. I was like okay, cool, but could you move a bit? I have to set up my laptop. And he's like "ruk na yaar, tere prof ko aaney de pehle". And I'm like arre maich hai re.
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Me sochi chai peete peete jaa raha 😭 https://t.co/QnAYU2fdYd
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*Food vlogger approaches* Street Food Vendor holding cheese cubes:
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Okay.
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Call me gigi because aaj toh procrastination ki hadid paar ho gyi.
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mom saying 'if you're with your friends then make me talk to one of them' was the original 2-factor authentication
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Pls 😭😭😭😭
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how i slept on the night before Reproduction in animals chapter in 8th grade
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*The Intern Hindi remake* Scene 1: Amitabh Bachchan gets hired as a social media intern Scene 2: He messes up the tweet number. Gets fired *End of movie*
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Driver holding placard At airport for delegates attending Musculoskeletal conference! 😂😂
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Thought this was ketchup with my order and now my sandwich has sanitiser on it 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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"Don't say Aglio Olio, it's called Aalyo-Olio" "Bhai tu pehle Sambar bolna seekh le"
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Goras: Hot cocoa in the winter 😍❄️ egg nog! ☕️ Freshly baked pie 🥧 cozy pillow fort and a blankie 🥰 Desis: waise sakht sardi ki hawa mein jaldi jaldi ice cream khaane ka alag hi maza hai 😎
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every desi bone in my body will break if i ever walk on books…. https://t.co/akY266e47F
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If your watch seems loose, just Titan it.
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Naah look at the scarf 😭😭😭😭
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The existence of Anne Hathway implies the existence of Anne Tata Sky
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Sailaru sailare
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Shashi Tharoor https://t.co/bMNVB5vG53
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Have to post
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Peacocks have a secret language, it’s called Mor’s code.
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Doctor: It’s a normal fever Google:
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So this guy took me here to have dal roti because
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Ladies and gentlemen my mum🤲
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Me @ shoaib malik everytime he stops ball:
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i hope this email finds you shining in the setting sun like a pearl upon the ocean
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Went to buy lipstick for my gf and saw a big queue toh maybelline me lag gaya.
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mein rang sharbaton ka tu municipality ka paani
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Who called it football commentary and not goal gappey
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i'll never get over this
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#Delhi is so extra. This family brought a band to send off their child on his first day of school. Springdales, Dhaula Kuan.
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me : hey mom whatchu cooking mom : upma me : what's upma? mom : cooking
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Dukh hota hai https://t.co/FPnv8AKSjs
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Shoutout to my parents for always keeping me down-to-earth. Jo bachpan se zaleel hote aaye vo kaha se overconfident honge.
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Punjabi: "This kid makes me happy so I will name him Happy" Bengali: *adjusting glasses* "Joy."
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omg for a second i thought he was about to take her temperature with a temperature gun😭 https://t.co/WQX98slZkt
