20 Food Photos That Will Simply Piss You Off

And 20 that will make you feel immensely satisfied.

1. This "pizza" which, honestly, would make me cry.

This pizza we ordered at a restaurant in Altoona, PA from shittyfoodporn

2. Vs this cheesy pepperoni pizza that I want to eat right now.

Casey's Pizza from FoodPorn

3. This...err...delicious shrimp fried rice.

FaceTiming my mom who was super proud of her “shrimp fried rice” from shittyfoodporn

4. Vs these Oreo cupcakes that are a work of art.

Homemade Oreo cupcakes with crushed Oreo buttercream :) from FoodPorn

5. This pan of "spaghetti" that *totally* looks like spaghetti.

"spaghetti" i made for my mom and i last night from shittyfoodporn

6. Vs this bruschetta that is a treat to the eyes.

Bruschetta on grilled ciabatta with pesto and basil from FoodPorn

7. This egg-vocado.

In case you didn't know what the hole in the avocado was for from shittyfoodporn

8. Vs these chicken thighs that would be yummy in my tummy.

Braised Chicken Thigs with a rich vegetable base. from FoodPorn

9. This chilli dog that would certainly break someone's day.

Vending machine chili dog from shittyfoodporn

10. Vs these donuts that would absolutely make someone's day.

No egg, super soft and fluffy donuts from FoodPorn

11. This pasta b̶o̶w̶l̶ ball.

My vert first pasta from shittyfoodporn

12. Vs this croissant that is clearly made with large amounts of love.

Croissant I did this morning for the SO from FoodPorn

13. This chicken burger that is *not* sad at all.

Round southern fried chicken burger in a hot dog bun. Purchased from a food van that drives round our business park every day. from shittyfoodporn

14. Vs this cake that'd make someone the happiest.

Made a snickers cake for my father in law's 70th birthday. from FoodPorn

15. These burgers look...umm...great, don't they?

Local fast food chain agreed to give us 100 burgers for free for an event. Didn’t know they would look like this. The condiments are cottage cheese, paprika powder, and cabbage from shittyfoodporn

16. Vs this highly Instagrammable sushi platter.

I make sushi once a week, here’s this week’s batch! from FoodPorn

17. This breakfast that's making me relive my nightmares.

Mother’s Day breakfast I made for my wife - SPAM, eggs and english muffin in the shape of our infant son from shittyfoodporn

18. Vs this ratatouille that'd totally soothe my senses.

My first attempt at Ratatouille from FoodPorn

19. These extra crispy pies. Yummmm.

I used to work at McDonalds. Came in for the Overnight shift and no one told us Pies were in the oven. Checked 6 hours into the Shift and found these. from shittyfoodporn

20. Vs this country fried steak that deserves a whole lotta love.

[OC] Country Fried Steak from FoodPorn

21. This lunch that would make me not look forward to lunch.

I'm absolutely skint... pot noodle and ham rolls for lunch. from shittyfoodporn

22. Vs these wontons that I would devour in 15 seconds.

Spicy pork wontons in chili oil from FoodPorn

23. This DIY cheese burger.

Garlic bread and cheese burger from shittyfoodporn

24. Vs this dessert that would only require the act of intense munching.

Munchmallow Cubes from FoodPorn

25. These "chips with melted cheese" that look like they were destroyed by a toddler.

Chips and melted cheese from shittyfoodporn

26. Vs this chocolate bar that was definitely brought to life by an artist.

Hand-painted dark chocolate bar, galaxy-themed for Star Wars Day. from FoodPorn

27. This is the lunch I'd serve to someone I really don't like.

My lunch for today: buttered noodles with fried wiener sausage and ketchup from shittyfoodporn

28. Vs these cheesecakes that I'd only serve to my favourite people.

Homemade mini cheesecake from FoodPorn

29. This delectable "soup tube".

You've heard of bread bowls. Now bear witness to the soup tube. from shittyfoodporn

30. Vs these spectacular homemade brioches.

Homemade brioche for the first grill of the season from FoodPorn

31. This unearthly creation.

I noticed a piece of broccoli on my plate that I thought looked like an opossum face so I used it to make a little food opossum from shittyfoodporn

32. Vs this poke bowl that is straight from the heavens.

[OC] I made a poke bowl at home 😋 from FoodPorn

33. This chicken sandwich that can't wait to give you salmonella.

The Chicken Sandwich I got from Mr Beast Burger today from shittyfoodporn

34. Vs this stromboli that'd probably feel like a grandma's hug.

Pepperoni and Ricotta Stromboli I made for work. from FoodPorn

35. This "sandwich" that even Ron Swanson wouldn't approve of.

Sandwich my dad likes to eat, raw ground beef with raw onions and white pepper on hard bread. from shittyfoodporn

36. Vs this cheeseburger that he would undeniably love.

Double cheeseburger and fries from FoodPorn

37. These orange chicken nuggets that are giving me the blues.

I got trashed, made Orange Chicken Dino Nuggets from shittyfoodporn

38. Vs this orange chicken that looks SO good!

[homemade] Orange Chicken from food

39. Whatever this is.

my birthday gift from shittyfoodporn

40. Vs this charcuterie board I could write odes to.

[homemade] charcuterie board. from food

h/t: r/shittyfoodporn, r/food, and r/FoodPorn.