33 Hilarious, Relatable, And Wholesome Tweets You Must See This Pride Month
"I have come across so many of the same people on dating apps over the years, I’ve started to see them as coworkers."
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1.
society: *hands me a gender*
— Lesbians for Sakamoto-san (@medeawasright) June 23, 2019
me: ah... *places it gingerly on the ground* no thank you
2.
A straight at work said to me “it’s not fair, it’s so easy for you gays to hook up”, as if we haven’t spent centuries meeting up in sewers at 2 AM to avoid getting murdered by heterosexuals
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) November 2, 2018
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like, once you’ve figured out you’re gay, each year you level up to a gayer version of yourself
— ɴᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇʀ ɪᴅ (@_lesleyallan) October 23, 2018
4.
honestly as a lesbian at this point I'm starting to get concerned that someone's gonna come along and tell me *I* haven't been renewed for another season either
— Alice (@StarInTheTitle) March 15, 2023
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to all the girls i've loved before but never told because i wasn't sure if they were gay or just straight and playfully flirty
— Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (@princesslysi) February 27, 2023
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Sure I may have been “assigned female” at birth or whatever, but in school I was often “assigned homework” and I was bad at that too
— EID MUBARAK! (@luvv_nafs) December 9, 2021
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in every queer relationship, there is a docs and a crocs. I will not elaborate except to say that I am the crocs and my GF is the docs
— Sam Manzella (she/they) (@_sammanzella) August 17, 2022
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In every queer relationship there’s a Sully and a Mike Wazowski
— Norma Night 🌙👁 (@itsNormaNight) January 8, 2022
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#Queer women will guess your zodiac
— Sarah Maria (@saarahmaria_) August 18, 2022
sign in 0.5 seconds but can't guess if
you're flirting with them 🏳️🌈
10.
gay privilege does exist and it’s called not having to date straight men and it’s truly a blessing
— kait 🌈 (@sadkxit) September 21, 2018
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i have come across so many of the same people on dating apps over the years i’ve started to see them as coworkers
— Anne Sundell (@anne_sundell) May 26, 2021
12.
being gay is exhausting im tired of watching 6 seasons of a show for one lesbian kiss
— brooke 🐝 ke spoilers (@keshitposting) August 13, 2020
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being attracted to women is so confusing because its like do i want to BE them, do i WANT to be with them, or do i want to be their best friend??
— dev (paid internship when) (@devvtwt) May 10, 2021
14.
my grandma keeps calling these shirts bisexual and i’m tryna tell her the word is fuckin unisex
— ًً (@ddianafoxx) December 19, 2020
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Worst part of the gay experience is waking up and seeing new messages from the Grindr conversations you were having the night before when you were a different person
— Justin Randall (@imjustinrandall) January 18, 2022
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Living in a small town and being gay is so hard like i have the choice of 3 girls like guess i'll just date myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
— Jo (@Aeriolo) April 8, 2017
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The bullies calling me gay before I even knew I was gay means that they were empaths
— Pecs of the Day (@pecsOTD) January 14, 2022
18.
guys you hooked up with one time are obsessed with reacting to your instagram stories
— caleb hearon (@calebsaysthings) December 31, 2021
19.
can a depressed bisexual woman please tell me which planet is making me sad
— kristofer thomas (@kristoferthomas) December 16, 2021
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Both my psychiatrist and therapist are gay which means I have a literal team of gay men to help me deal with… gay men
— Justin Randall (@imjustinrandall) December 9, 2021
21.
Are you a bottom or are you at rock bottom
— Justin Randall (@imjustinrandall) November 18, 2021
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It’s gay law that if a man calls you cutie he wants to top you and if he calls you handsome he wants to bottom. These are sacred words that have endured generations
— aram (@aramnotagoat) September 30, 2021
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i’m a top in friendships and a bottom in relationships
— yamini nambimadom (@showmetheyamz) August 8, 2021
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my boyfriend came out as bisexual and it’s like… stop copying everything i do
— yamini nambimadom (@showmetheyamz) July 20, 2021
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queerbaiting myself by existing as a queer person but not really dating or having fun
— sio (@bestinsio) July 12, 2021
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Being Desi and Queer can be difficult due to the fact there is a lot of queerphobia in the community and often you can feel ostracised and disconnected from culture, this is why I am partnering with Hajmola-
— Jalebi uncle MD (@YoGurlSimi) September 16, 2021
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desi queer culture is trying to come out to your mom multiple times and saying it's a joke based on her reaction but when you do it fr she acts like it's not happening at all
— wanda maximoff (@adinevermiss) July 25, 2020
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Desi queer culture is folks calling each other bhai and yannss queen huntyyy I m livin in the same breath
— Runi (@RuminatingRuni) April 16, 2022
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Queer desi culture is keeping your phone facedown everywhere so the Straights™ don't see the gay notifications lighting up your screen
— rainbowcoconuts.jpg 🌈 (@rainbowcoconutz) September 1, 2020
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My sexuality is important to me because it took a long time to love and accept it. So if me talking about it a lot offends you lol idc
— ✨Jamrock✨ (@Jamrock1795) June 7, 2022
🏳️🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️🌈
31.
My love language is quality time. I want to see your face. I want to hang out and go on dates nights or we can cook and stay in, order a pizza and watch movies, or bake some cakes. It's about that quality time spent together.
— sofea the first (@goodlucksofea) May 10, 2023
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when someone makes you feel safe. safe to express. safe to feel. safe to speak. safe to think. just safe. i love that. i love an emotionally validating human. i love an active listener. i love reciprocity.
— gaia (@gaialect) January 24, 2022
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