30 Posts That Prove Indians Have Absolutely Zero Chill

    Sometimes we really have no chill.

    Sumedha Bharpilania
    by Sumedha Bharpilania

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. This highly effective security mechanism.

    2. This important warning.

    3. These long-lost brothers.

    Chitra Viraraghavan @CViraraghavan

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    4. These delicious "kitchp" sandwiches.

    5. Did you know that WhatsApp also sells menswear?

    6. This...err...café.

    7. These beautiful and groundbreaking lyrics.

    8. Get ready to say goodbye to "Caronaa" and "COVVIYD-19".

    9. In case you miss your ex a little too much, you know where to go.

    10. This super-duper-reliable map.

    My Annoying Opinions @WhiskyOpinions

    Here is a map of the iconic sweets from most Indian states. Can you fill in the ones that are missing?

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    11. Guys, he's already very "distab".

    12. This "butt firing facility".

    13. "NO BRUSHING TEETH".

    laadeeda @zhavanchongya

    what happened here?

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    Also, "NO RUNNING AWAY", "NO FLIRTING WITH CASHIER", and "NO FREE ADVICE".

    14. We sure have the cure for alcoholism.

    15. These very...appropriate...restaurant names.

    16. Sorry, Arnold Schwarzenegger, but you're Arnold Subhashnagar from now on.

    M @Nawaaban

    😂😂

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    17. Forget e-wallets, this guy is on another level.

    18. This "hissterical" hack.

    19. The next installment of the Fast & Furious franchise.

    20. And this genius marketing tactic.

    21. Well, he's not that kind of doctor.

    Kaptan Hindustan™ @KaptanHindostan

    Abey saley

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    22. When this TV news anchor ran out of fucks to give.

    23. How to Successfully Ruin Maggi (Part One): Maggi Milkshake.

    Mayur Sejpal 🇮🇳 @mayursejpal

    Some idiot share this with me... Maggie Milk-shake.... Jinda pakadna hai in banane waalo ko... 🤢🤢🤢

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    24. Part Two: Maggi Beer.

    25. Part Three: Whatever abomination this is.

    26. "Idli pasta". WHY? 😭

    27. Oh, and here are some "Idli Popsicles".

    Micro-ambitious @pal36

    Just one question, why??

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    28. Happy birthday! Here's your "Corn and Edamame Dhokla Cake". :)

    Priyal @priyal

    What

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    29. We love Mirinda. We also love golgappas. So why not combine the two?

    30. And finally, "rice cream". Yum!

    Valia Babycats 🏳️‍🌈 @Vaishnavioffl

    Rice + Vanilla Ice cream = Rice cream.

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