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It's Pretty Much Possible To Become A Real Superhero

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1. If you're building a super-suit, Carbyne is the newly discovered material that is stronger than graphene and diamond.

So you can laugh as bad guys break their hands punching your chest.
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So you can laugh as bad guys break their hands punching your chest.

2. And in case your suit needs some kind of renewable energy, scientists are building a miniature sun.

After, they'll have to work on making it small enough to fit in your body of armor...and not burn you to a crisp.
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After, they'll have to work on making it small enough to fit in your body of armor...and not burn you to a crisp.

3. If you have a need to go invisible, there's now a device that could bend light around you.

GUYS. STEALTH MODE.
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GUYS. STEALTH MODE.

4. In theory, you could use quantum levitation to hover around.

You'll have to set up a magnetic track to hover around on, but it'll still temporarily scare the hell out of a bad guy.
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You'll have to set up a magnetic track to hover around on, but it'll still temporarily scare the hell out of a bad guy.

5. If you need to fight crime all over the world, there might be planes that could get you there in minutes.

As long as you can handle 4,500 mph without getting motion sickness.
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As long as you can handle 4,500 mph without getting motion sickness.

6. If you need to lift a car, you should consider using a robotic exoskeleton.

Much stylish. Very power.
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Much stylish. Very power.

7. If you need to jump from rooftop to rooftop, a wingsuit should do the trick.

It also might help to learn how to fight the bad guys once you get there.
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It also might help to learn how to fight the bad guys once you get there.

8. Ray guns are no longer science fiction.

Obliterate your enemies from the comfort of your own secret lair.
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Obliterate your enemies from the comfort of your own secret lair.

9. If web-shooters are more your style, don't worry, they exist now too.

Make sure to say something really witty once you use it.
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Make sure to say something really witty once you use it.

10. It's now possible to put out fires with soundwaves.

Also makes for a pretty good party trick.
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Also makes for a pretty good party trick.

11. Genetic modification will soon be able to make humans super smart.

Then they could do stuff good.
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Then they could do stuff good.

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