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20 Signs You're A Catholic School Survivor

It's not for the faint of heart. Watch Oliver navigate the ups and downs of Catholic school — and the ups and downs of having Bill Murray for a babysitter! — in St. Vincent, Now Playing in Select Theaters, Everywhere October 24.

1. You have impeccable handwriting.

2. There is something called "team spirit," and you have mastered it.

3. Picking a new outfit every morning seems exhausting and unnecessary.

4. You know the Bible like the back of your hand.

5. You remember the names of every person you ever went to school with (and their parents... and their siblings...).

6. The phrase "Holy Day of Obligation" still fills you with excitement...

7. Do the words May Crowning mean anything to you?

8. You have played some variation of an angel, a sheep, and a shepherd in your lifetime.

9. Colorful socks get you really, really excited.

10. You donate regularly to charities out of habit.

11. You used the same list of sins at every confession.

12. The phrase "leave room for the Holy Spirit" means something to you.

13. You think of the Stations of the Cross as a total-body workout.

14. You still have nightmares about your sports team praying before a game.

15. You still kind of care who the Pope is.

16. You have at least one story involving a ruler and a nun.

17. You curse like a sailor whenever you get the chance.

18. Sex is a bit of a loaded concept.

19. You have a comfortable amount of Catholic guilt resting on your shoulders.

20. You have a closer bond with your Catholic school friends than you'll ever have with anyone else.

Catch St. Vincent in theaters now and relive your favorite Catholic school moments!