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Are You Janez Janša?

Think you've got the balls to be a Janez?

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  1. Do you believe in God?
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    Only in the God of Meat.
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    Who are we to say? We are nothing but specks upon this planet, inconsequential to this universe.
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    Yes. Otherwise, I sure would have wasted a lot of money on indulgences, and that would be embarrassing!
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    My name is Janez Janša. My father was killed in a fishing boat accident when I was 6. Prepare to die.
  2. How do you feel about the act of changing your name?
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    Shakespearean Juliet maintains that the name of the rose does not affect the sweetness of the rose itself. Yet it is true that a new name makes other people smell you differently.
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    It would be chill. At least at first.
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    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick &amp; Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.<br /><br />And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick &amp; Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid<br />
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    My name is Samuel and I like that name.
  3. How do you feel about Slovenia?
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    Ah, Slovenia. My country. My homeland. I would give my life to make a different among these beautiful folk.
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    Who dat?
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    Mmmm, Slovee. I like it there.
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    What is the difference? Slovenia is just one insignificant place among so, so many.
  4. Pineapple on pizza. Thoughts?
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    Yummy!
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    People who despise it are fools. So what if we mix sweet and savory? They are both concepts that ultimately mean nothing.
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    People who partake are sinners.
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    My thoughts do not matter. What matters is the collective.
  5. Holy ___, Batman!
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    Batman
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    Pacman
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    Janez
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    fuck off.
  6. Love?
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    The only love I feel is the love for my art. It's time to make a change. Are you ready?
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    I love my art, but I love my family, too!
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    Love is a construct. It is completely fake.
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    Love sure sounds like a blast!
  7. Vore?
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    Vore is love. Vore is life. Vore is Art.
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    I love ma chickns 'n my pigs, 'n I gotta eat'um to survive. Izzat vore?
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    YAY!
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    nay
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