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1. Your brother shows you his DNA results from AncestryDNA.
2. You spend $100 you don't have to order your own AncestryDNA kit because now you just got to know.
3. When the kit arrives, the instructions make it appear easy enough.
4. AncestryDNA is psychic and instantly knows which submissions are questioning their paternity...
5. All your friends get their results and giggle at how they are like 60% Scandinavian.
6. You get an emergency call at 4 AM from work to log on only to find there's nothing wrong and your global team woke you up for nothing.
7. You quickly realize genetic ancestry breakout is interesting for like 5 seconds.
8. DNA matches literally rock your world, and suddenly you become obsessed with who your biological father is.
9. You get super annoyed at close matches that never bothered to create a family tree.
10. You immediately message close matches and check every hour to see if they logged in and replied.
11. You imagine the reaction this person is having after receiving a message from a complete stranger about their clearly illegitimate origins.
12. Finally, a hint buried deep from a close match's family tree!
13. Your biological dad is your Godfather.
14. You see your brother is also related to this close match.
15. OMG your Godfather's kids have been your siblings the whole time!
16. You calm down and call your brother to break the news to him.
17. Nope, that doesn't feel right either.
18. You spend the next month constantly checking in with each other to ensure no one killed themselves.
19. Your dad wants you to join him to confront your Godfather.
20. While you sit in a diner waiting for your Godfather, you can't stop thinking you totally DON'T got this.
21. Your Godfather arrives and your dad can't hold in his feelings of betrayal.
22. You did it, your Godfather confesses! You win!
23. You tell your dad, "Congratulations, you finally get to put all this behind you. For me, though, it's only the beginning..."
24. Eventually you get to speak to your Godfather and he tells you his story.
25. Nothing changes, but everything changes, and you will never be the same.
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