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1. This is Jess.
2. She has a sense of humor.
3. This is her face (left) on a latte! What a time to be alive.
4. Medical research - she's smart and works hard.
5. She's great with animals.
6. She travels judiciously (this is Spain) and is said to be "prettier than paella."
7. She's Asian and has experience with Band-Aids.
8. She likes to drink and be honest.
9. Filial piety, she has some.
10. She meal preps; perhaps she will feed you too!
11. She has adorable baby photos.
12. She's artistic! Perhaps she will draw you too.
13. More evidence of her sense of humor.
14. More evidence of artistic talent: she drew a rainbow brain onto my running hat!
15. Fish can't take their eyes off her.
16. She will sit next to Santa Claus praying and make your Christmas cards look hella good.
17. She knows how to navigate the NYC subway!
18. Her favorite color's green, and she's always down to clean. She's the most amazing Jersey girl - holler, you'll see what I mean.
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