Beige jacket, no shirt (nips out), brown flares.White vest, blood bags strapped to your chest, nae shoes.Bandanna, cardie, knee-high boots.Yellow t-shirt, casual jeans.Cowboy shirt, jeans and some sweet, sweet kicks.Flannel shirt, snapback and some old skool trainers.
Ask the audience to throw coins at you.Call out a comedian for heckling you then immediately admit defeat.Unravel a roll of toilet paper and pretend to be the Andrex puppy.Scrap your act and opt for public urination instead.Wrestle a punter over the origins of a meringue based dessert.Bring on your bike and give it to a member of the audience.
With a combination of self-deprecation and whimsy.PROVOKE 'EM!You don't.Lean into it. There's nothing they can say to you that you haven't already heard.Assume a lunge position and get ready to slay. They're going to regret taking you on.Engage them in conversation then immediately regret it.
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