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Would YOU Survive Late'n'Live?

You're a (relative) comedy newbie in the early 2000's. It's an early gig in your career and it's at 'the celebrated comedy abattoir that has slain a thousand comics' (The Scotsman). Choose how you'd take on the crowd and find out how you and your comedy spirit animal fared! Death or glory awaits...

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  1. Choose an outfit...

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    Beige jacket, no shirt (nips out), brown flares.
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    White vest, blood bags strapped to your chest, nae shoes.
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    Bandanna, cardie, knee-high boots.
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    Yellow t-shirt, casual jeans.
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    Cowboy shirt, jeans and some sweet, sweet kicks.
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    Flannel shirt, snapback and some old skool trainers.
  2. Which radge thing do you decide to do on stage?

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    Ask the audience to throw coins at you.
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    Call out a comedian for heckling you then immediately admit defeat.
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    Unravel a roll of toilet paper and pretend to be the Andrex puppy.
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    Scrap your act and opt for public urination instead.
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    Wrestle a punter over the origins of a meringue based dessert.
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    Bring on your bike and give it to a member of the audience.
  3. The audience start to heckle. How do you respond?

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    With a combination of self-deprecation and whimsy.
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    PROVOKE 'EM!
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    You don't.
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    Lean into it. There's nothing they can say to you that you haven't already heard.
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    Assume a lunge position and get ready to slay. They're going to regret taking you on.
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    Engage them in conversation then immediately regret it.
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