50 Jokes About "Criminal Minds" That Any Fan Will Just Completely Relate To

    Only true fans will relate, trust me.

    There are few things I love as much as I do the Criminal Minds fandom on Twitter.

    Five major characters from Criminal Minds standing together

    The way they nail how we all feel while watching the show is just *chef's kiss* brilliant, and you'll probably agree:

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    Me watching Me trying to Criminal minds watch a for 5 hours straight 45 min lecture

    Twitter: @Clarissa_jrz

    2.

    emily and jj's wedding was my fav criminal minds moment

    Twitter: @prentissnation

    3.

    “when covid is over” is starting to sound a lot like “when the criminal minds cast has a reunion”

    Twitter: @ssamagen

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    Twitter: @doyalikebaileys

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    I watched enough criminal minds I got this https://t.co/m9qZkT7tld

    Twitter: @xEnoughSaidx

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    i just know penelope garcia’s back hurts from carrying all 15 seasons of criminal minds single handedly

    Twitter: @elsjareau

    7.

    me walking my gf through all the criminal minds theories i developed while she was at work

    Twitter: @DellaAnneChrist

    8.

    who’s got hulu? i just NEED to watch season 13-15 of criminal minds

    Twitter: @x__mjr

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    me: i watched criminal minds for the plot! the plot: https://t.co/RbpLda0gKn

    Twitter: @morganriesbell

    10.

    me when i guess the ending of a criminal minds episode

    Twitter: @tesscd_

    11.

    I just finished watching Criminal Minds. There’s no reason to live anymore

    Twitter: @michigarriga

    12.

    normalize threatening your friends so that they watch criminal minds

    Twitter: @baddiejareau

    13.

    me after watching that scene in criminal minds 14x15 truth or dare

    Twitter: @floralmidnights

    14.

    So many new shows to watch on Netflix ... and here I am rewatching Criminal minds for the 50th time lol

    Twitter: @LightMyWorld_93

    15.

    me when im alone watching criminal minds at any time of night

    Twitter: @dawnielledixon

    16.

    I belong to criminal minds the way I be finding shit out

    Twitter: @traphouzemuzilk

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    Twitter: @elsjareau

    18.

    this is how criminal minds producers write the script when the episode takes place in the south

    Twitter: @dddrop_the_lace

    19.

    criminal minds drinking game: take a shot every time someone says “unsub”

    Twitter: @Subtronics

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    Watching “Criminal Minds” Makes Me Feel.....Comfy 😭 That’s Weird I Know But I’m Sitting Here Like

    Twitter: @KHipHopWorld2

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    Just a straight gal sitting on a couch straightly. #CriminalMinds

    Twitter: @PunkyStarshine

    22.

    You Know You’ve Been Watching To Much “Criminal Minds” When You Come Up With The Conclusion Right Before They Do Looking At The TV Like 😭

    Twitter: @KHipHopWorld2

    23.

    “i watch criminal minds for the plot” the plot:

    Twitter: @_dxVi5

    24.

    I've watched 6 seasons of Criminal Minds in 15 days. Yes, I have a problem. No, I don't want help.

    Twitter: @ILoveZoeyBarkow

    25.

    my friends: why do you like criminal minds so much me: i love psychology psychology:

    Twitter: @avacsmith

    26.

    Me, alone girl travelling, watching criminal minds Outside my motel room right now: 5 men standing around my car, talking. Me: hmmmm am I gonna get robbed or murdered?

    Twitter: @Summer_Sulliv

    27.

    YOURE TELLING ME GIDEON FROM CRIMINAL MINDS IS INIGO MONTOYA ????

    Twitter: @Julianna_Clare

    28.

    if u know u know #criminalminds https://t.co/pOkQEhIKxI

    Twitter: @abseeya

    29.

    Spencer from criminal minds is what a Virgos mind is like

    Twitter: @planetmari_

    30.

    Starting a Rewatching New show Criminal Minds

    Twitter: @bethanyablockus

    31.

    going to motivate myself to do homework by pretending to be garcia from criminal minds

    Twitter: @S3CR3TDOOR

    32.

    everybody in criminal minds is so fucking hot. this show is heaven for bisexuals

    Twitter: @vivi_abs

    33.

    If you don’t flirt like these two ... just throw the whole marriage away 😭😭 #CriminalMinds

    Twitter: @dLively_

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    This is how Penelope Garcia be on Criminal Minds 😭 “There’s 10,000 families that live in the city and 2,000 of them have a dog. BUT only one family has a dog that’s orange... I’m sending it to your PDAs now...bye” I be like damn Garcia... https://t.co/H6C6L5gHRf

    Twitter: @fluffykaay

    35.

    I just found out the pig episode of Criminal Minds was inspired by a real case😟😟

    Twitter: @sandy_cadet

    36.

    Watching criminal minds is great until you start getting paranoid that someone's gonna break into the house and kill you 😍

    Twitter: @juliesoeng

    37.

    girls be like “good night” then watch criminal minds

    Twitter: @imnotangelito

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    Watching Criminal Minds just means yelling things like “there isn’t any database that would even contain that information!!!!!!” at my TV when they ask Garcia to compile a list of, like, all the brown-haired teenage boys in a 15-mile area near Los Angeles

    Twitter: @OliviaMesser

    39.

    homework? no bulletjournaling & criminal minds <3

    Twitter: @tatianasorianoo

    40.

    me trying to find out the plot to criminal minds

    Twitter: @empiristic

    41.

    what’s the worst scene in criminal minds and why is it this

    Twitter: @elsjareau

    42.

    Did I start watching criminal minds because I saw an intense scene between Aubrey plaza and Matthew grey gubler on TikTok? The answer is yes

    Twitter: @cheetohfingerzz

    43.

    i let my son (7) watch one episode of criminal minds and now he only refers to me as “the unsub”

    Twitter: @carterhambley

    44.

    what episode of criminal minds is this?

    Twitter: @mggwho

    45.

    Everytime I watch criminal minds, the same thing happens The team: we believe the unsub to be a white male- Me:

    Twitter: @_StinkyRatBoy_

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    i still can’t get over criminal minds as a concept, the team be like “this un-sub orders her dishes at a spice level of 3, see if there are any women who entered the foster care system between 2004-2008”

    Twitter: @crytheyby

    47.

    imagine hating any of the main bau women from criminal minds

    Twitter: @DARKH0TCH

    48.

    my principal addresses me and identifies me with criminal minds

    Twitter: @th1ghsupremacy

    49.

    Im having icecream for lunch and watching criminal minds, if this is how living alone is like I love it

    50.

    Should I stay up all night and watch criminal minds or should I stay up all night and watch criminal minds ??

    Twitter: @alexughh7