The Shining ruined my childhood.
No one is mentioning the LOST reunion during the COLONY panel!!! It was incredible.
1. When he wears his giant Gore Tex jacket.
2. When he gets arrested for being a “bootlegger” and cries.
3. When he cheats on the conversion test to become Latvian Orthodox.
4. When he jumps over a puddle flamboyantly and is called a “Mary.”
5. When he accidentally buys ladies glasses, from the “Gloria Vanderbilt” collection.
Response to The Brilliant Aliases Of “Seinfeld”:
pretty sure the name is Al Varnsen, not Kel Varnsen.