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10 Things That Would Probably Happen If "Star Trek" Were Set In Australia

There'd be a lot more BBQs in space. Star Trek Beyond in Australian cinemas July 21.

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1. Spock would be called "Spocko".

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As is Australian tradition to put an "O" on the end of every name.

2. The Vulcan Salute would actually be a shakas.

"Live long and prosper...yew."
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"Live long and prosper...yew."

3. Most planets explored would have a sick giant beach.

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4. There would be debate over the USS Enterprise and its make and model.

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Holden Vs Ford but on an intergalactic scale.

5. The crew would argue over which is the best out of the footy codes.

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League Vs Union Vs Aussie Rules Vs Soccer...

6. Membership to the Star Fleet would work just like your local RSL.

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And a meat raffle held every Sunday afternoon too.

7. Things would be a lot more sweary.

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"We're not here to fuck gigantic space spiders."

8. The crew would rest up after a hard day with a few tinnies.

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9. Poor Scotty would get called "Ranga" every now and then.

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10. And this would be the mandated footwear on deck.

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Star Trek Beyond in cinemas July 21.

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