1. Spock would be called "Spocko".
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As is Australian tradition to put an "O" on the end of every name.
2. The Vulcan Salute would actually be a shakas.
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"Live long and prosper...yew."
3. Most planets explored would have a sick giant beach.
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4. There would be debate over the USS Enterprise and its make and model.
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Holden Vs Ford but on an intergalactic scale.
5. The crew would argue over which is the best out of the footy codes.
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League Vs Union Vs Aussie Rules Vs Soccer...
6. Membership to the Star Fleet would work just like your local RSL.
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And a meat raffle held every Sunday afternoon too.
7. Things would be a lot more sweary.
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"We're not here to fuck gigantic space spiders."
8. The crew would rest up after a hard day with a few tinnies.
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9. Poor Scotty would get called "Ranga" every now and then.
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10. And this would be the mandated footwear on deck.
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Star Trek Beyond in cinemas July 21.
