Hypothesis: Ranch dressing is the superior condiment.
Scientific Evidence: It's the most beautiful sight when it's poured over food.
Some swear that it's even good on its own.
It keeps you company during those long work hours.
It brings people together and creates bonds that will last a lifetime.
IT HAS A FREAKING BUILDING NAMED AFTER IT!
It's a love worth expressing to the world.
As a pick-up line, it's GUARANTEED to work.*
It's the only condiment that is impossible to have enough of.
People write poetic works of art based on it.
It allows you to find out who your true friends are.
It upgrades chocolate fountains to a whole new level that was never thought to be possible.
Oh, and one more thing...
...it goes...
...with...
...ANYTHING!
