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Definitive Proof That Ranch Is The Superior Condiment

It's a scientific fact that ranch is just the best thing to ever happen to mankind, and we have the results to prove it. Better yet, StarKist Tuna Creations® now comes in new Ranch flavor: a quick, easy, and guilt-free way to get your ranch fix.

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Hypothesis: Ranch dressing is the superior condiment.

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Scientific Evidence: It's the most beautiful sight when it's poured over food.

Some swear that it's even good on its own.

It keeps you company during those long work hours.

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It brings people together and creates bonds that will last a lifetime.

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IT HAS A FREAKING BUILDING NAMED AFTER IT!

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It's a love worth expressing to the world.

As a pick-up line, it's GUARANTEED to work.*

*Can't actually guarantee claim, but if it doesn't work, they're not worth it.
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*Can't actually guarantee claim, but if it doesn't work, they're not worth it.

It's the only condiment that is impossible to have enough of.

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If you ever ask yourself, "Is there enough ranch?" — it's time to add more.

People write poetic works of art based on it.

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It allows you to find out who your true friends are.

It upgrades chocolate fountains to a whole new level that was never thought to be possible.

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Oh, and one more thing...

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...it goes...

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...with...

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...ANYTHING!

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Conclusion: Ranch is the best thing to grace this beautiful Earth, and we don't know what we'd do without it.

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