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Definitive Proof That Ranch Is The Superior Condiment

It's a scientific fact that ranch is just the best thing to ever happen to mankind, and we have the results to prove it. Better yet, StarKist Tuna Creations® now comes in new Ranch flavor: a quick, easy, and guilt-free way to get your ranch fix.

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People write poetic works of art based on it.

Conclusion: Ranch is the best thing to grace this beautiful Earth, and we don't know what we'd do without it.