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You start the day by making friends with goats.
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If you're lucky, you might even meet a monkey riding a dog.
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After the animals, you make a quick detour to see some butter sculptures.
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And then you try your luck at horribly rigged games of chance.
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You see the guy next to you win, which makes you keep handing over five dollar bills.
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If you happen to beat the odds, you walk away with a fabulous prize.
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After the games, you head to the rides.
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You start off slow on the Ferris Wheel.
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...and slowly ramp up the spinning...
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...until you're spinning so fast you can't take it anymore.
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Once you have full-blown motion sickness, it's time to head for some food.
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Nothing beats a slab of meat on a stick.
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Or, if you're crazy, deep-fried butter on a stick.
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After you've stuffed yourself, you walk off your food coma as the sun goes down.
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You experience the evening lights...
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And the fireworks put an exclamation point at the end of an amazing, gluttonous, and dizzy day.
