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When you're listening to your friend blame all her problems on Mercury retrograde:
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When your grandmother makes an off-hand comment about how you're still single:
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When you're standing in line behind a coffee shop customer who asks to speak to the manager:
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When your whole squad went on dates last night and you're all trying to talk about it:
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When you're watching a problematic article get dragged in the comments:
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When your mom is yelling at your siblings:
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When you're on your way to spill hot gossip to a friend:
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When your friend tells you to act cool because her ex is walking over:
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When your date starts mansplaining feminism to you:
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When you walk into a room to spill some tea, only to find out the tea has already been spilled:
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When the townspeople are spilling the tea, but your tea is way hotter, and you're about to spill it on the unsuspecting townspeople below:
