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When someone asks why it takes so long to clean your room:
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When you have a day off and just can't:
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When you shan't be doing anything:
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When you probably should have studied earlier:
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When you realize what your real favorite sport is:
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When you're *particular* about your reading materials:
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When you've accomplished so much in so little time:
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When you know that problems will eventually go away:
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When the error of your ways finally catches up with you:
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When you'll do anything to buy yourself more time:
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When life just keeps getting in the way:
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When you realize you deserve a break:
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When you think of other ways to write papers instead of actually writing them:
When it's time to get 110% ready for school, head to Staples!