Animals·Posted on Mar 9, 201528 Ways Having A Beagle Ruins You For LifeIf Charlie Brown offers you Snoopy, just say no.by Stacey GrantBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. They never want to spend any time with you. View this photo on Instagram 2. And they won't bond with your children. View this photo on Instagram 3. In fact, they won't even give your kids the time of day. 4. They never take a break. 5. Seriously, you'll never get a moment's peace. 6. They'll suck the joy right out of you. 7. Bye, joy. View this photo on Instagram 8. You'll spend countless hours trying to train them — but it can't be done. View this photo on Instagram 9. You'll end up losing fingers from all the biting they do. 10. You're gonna have to get rid of your cat, because they can't stand being around them. 11. And half of the time, you're breaking up fights they get in with other dogs. 12. So just forget about taking trips to the dog park. 13. They won't play anyway. 14. There's absolutely nothing majestic about them. View this photo on Instagram 15. Plus, they're ugly. 16. I see no adorableness here. View this photo on Instagram 17. Cuteness underload. View this photo on Instagram 18. They make horrible study buddies. View this photo on Instagram 19. They never listen to a word you say. View this photo on Instagram 20. And they can't STAND being photographed. View this photo on Instagram 21. So good luck getting them to be photogenic. 22. You have to force them to go on walks. View this photo on Instagram 23. You'll waste all your money on toys they won't play even with. View this photo on Instagram 24. And also waste money on celebrations. View this photo on Instagram 25. They loathe cuddling. 26. And being held close to your heart. View this photo on Instagram 27. They're never anxiously waiting for you to come home. View this photo on Instagram 28. And they'll never, ever make you proud to be their best friend. You can adopt a rescue beagle through your local beagle rescue, your local shelter, or Petfinder.