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21 Questionable Life Lessons Nicktoon Dads Taught Us

Money should be at the center of your life. Duh.

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1. It's absolutely OK to compare the opposite sex to inanimate objects.

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2. When things don't go well, always blame someone else.

3. Threats are an ideal way to get what you want.

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4. Use your fists to settle arguments.

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5. Always play favorites.

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6. Money can buy happiness.

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7. And it should be the most important thing in your life.

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8. Ignoring someone = loving them.

9. If you're bad at something, you should be embarrassed and hide from society.

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10. The best gift to give a person is something that reminds them of you.

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11. You shouldn't keep anything to yourself.

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12. Try anything you want — even if it's stupid and unsafe.

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13. Time isn't an important factor in life.

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14. You should be embarrassed if your body doesn't look "perfect."

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15. Drinking alcohol every night is the best way to fall asleep.

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16. It's perfectly safe to do stunts without taking any precautions.

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17. You should only dress like this when you become rich.

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18. It's OK to be delusional.

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19. The more belts in your closet, the better.

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20. Stereotypes are the way to go.

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21. Only losers bother with pants.

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