21 Questionable Life Lessons Nicktoon Dads Taught Us

    Money should be at the center of your life. Duh.

    1. It's absolutely OK to compare the opposite sex to inanimate objects.

    2. When things don't go well, always blame someone else.

    3. Threats are an ideal way to get what you want.

    4. Use your fists to settle arguments.

    5. Always play favorites.

    6. Money can buy happiness.

    7. And it should be the most important thing in your life.

    8. Ignoring someone = loving them.

    9. If you're bad at something, you should be embarrassed and hide from society.

    10. The best gift to give a person is something that reminds them of you.

    11. You shouldn't keep anything to yourself.

    12. Try anything you want — even if it's stupid and unsafe.

    13. Time isn't an important factor in life.

    14. You should be embarrassed if your body doesn't look "perfect."

    15. Drinking alcohol every night is the best way to fall asleep.

    16. It's perfectly safe to do stunts without taking any precautions.

    17. You should only dress like this when you become rich.

    18. It's OK to be delusional.

    19. The more belts in your closet, the better.

    20. Stereotypes are the way to go.

    21. Only losers bother with pants.