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Can We Talk About How Unfairly Good Ranveer Singh Looks With Kajal?

Eye can't.

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You know how kajal is one essential beauty product that makes every woman look and feel 1000x sexier.

You also know how kajal dedicates its life cycle to smudging; oft hellbent on making one look like a panda with an alcohol problem.

^That is a photo of me eating salad.
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^That is a photo of me eating salad.

So, obviously when I saw some photos of Ranveer Singh at the Umang Police Show, rocking the fuck out of kajal better than anyone ever could, I was enraged.

Viral Bhayani

I mean, HOW DARE HE? WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT TO? AND HOW IN THE FUCK'S NAME?

I'm so mad. I cannot make full sentences.
Viral Bhayani

I'm so mad. I cannot make full sentences.

He looks hella foxy and his kajal is so obedient.

Viral Bhayani

Ranveer sported a glorious beard to compliment his kohl-rimmed eyes. This is also going to be his look as antagonist and historically verified Class A douche, Alauddin Khilji in Sanjay Leela Bhansali's Padmavati.

It's alright. There is no need to apologise, Ranveer. I don't fault you for your sexiness.

Viral Bhayani

Just teach me your ways. Thanks. Bye.

Viral Bhayani