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I Don't Know About You But Ranveer Singh Has Had A Fucking Intense Day

I want his life.

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Hey all you peeps probably stuck in traffic right now, listen. You may have had a typical Tuesday but guess who didn't AF; our potential best friend and lover Ranveer Singh. Let me take you through this.

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First, he went to a highly expensive club that he's obviously a member of, to start the day with football. Though he seemed like a rando practising ball control all by himself, he wasn't. The other people weren't important enough to be photographed.

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Then, his day got 15248696 times better because he won that goddamn game. Victory was his. He was the champion, my friend.

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After the eventful game, Ranveer walked into a sea of paparazzi. It was then he began this 🔥 trend where one can wear leggings with shorts and look sexayyy.

To pull this off, all you need is killer confidence and like, a pair of leggings and a pair of shorts.
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To pull this off, all you need is killer confidence and like, a pair of leggings and a pair of shorts.

@Everyone who is like "these aren't leggings, you're basic, it's ~activewear~", I don't care for people like you.

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But I digress. So, after Ranveer was like "wassup homies" with the paps, this man with a neck tattoo that read "Baba" caught his eye. Ranveer proceeded to put all the well-deserved spotlight on to that tattoo.

Casually doing the good guy thing.
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Casually doing the good guy thing.

Here's a closer look at the tat. We assume that it was either dedicated to Ranveer or Arjun Kapoor or Sanjay Dutt, but no confirmed reports on the case have released yet.

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Moving on, there were some good cops hanging around as Ranveer was exiting the club, so in true play-it-by-the-ear spirit, he decided to take some profile pic-worthy shots with them.

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In order to let the good poses start rolling, Ranveer got the clichéd "salute" ones outta the way. The good cop was chuffed.

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BUT THEN in signature gone-too-far Ranveer style, he planted a wet one on the cop's cheek who in turn looked weirdly gratified.

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This guy in the back tho, questioned the privilege of rich celebs who get away with such shenanigans on the daily.*

*I'm guessing by the look on his face.
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*I'm guessing by the look on his face.

Back to Revving It Up With Ranveer Singh™, the megastar single-handedly engineered this cool, new, masterful paparazzi pose. It's nothing like you've ever seen before.

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I'm not sure when, how or at what time but Ranveer's day went for a DRAMATIC toss. He tweeted about getting stung by a bee and being introduced to whole new world of pain. He channeled that pain to make this unforgettable pun:

His rapper name is Kanye Singh.
Ranveer Singh / Via Twitter

His rapper name is Kanye Singh.

To anyone who suddenly feels like listening to the original...

View this video on YouTube

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You're welcome.

And Ranveer brought an end to this highly eventful and tumultuous day with this tweet.

I'm done too.
Ranveer Singh / Via Twitter

I'm done too.