30 Things Priyanka Chopra Can Do Better Than Your Basic Ass

    This isn't a contest because you can't win.

    1. Sitting.

    2. Standing.

    3. Walking.

    4. Lounging.

    5. Sleeping.

    6. Eating.

    7. Eating chicken wings.

    8. Drinking tequila.

    9. Wearing hats.

    10. Climbing stairs

    11. Holding a baby.

    12. Shutting down sexism.

    13. Flying kisses.

    14. Winning.

    15. Shutting down trolls.

    16. Travelling.

    17. Twirling.

    18. Doing the twist.

    19. Laughing.

    20. Hugging.

    21. Pointing.

    22. Smiling from across the table.

    23. Cracking open a cold one.

    24. Whispering.

    25. Stepping out of cars.

    26. Cheering.

    27. Shushing.

    28. Waving.

    29. Hanging out.

    30. Existing.

    Happy Birthday, Priyanka. Never stop being the "yaaass queen" we love. And yes, even I can't believe I get paid to write this.