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34 Annoying Things From "Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham" I'm Still Pissed About

Yashvardhan Raichand is the fucking worst.

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1. Rohan is batting for his college cricket team and this is what his shoes look like right before the last ball. Do you break into brand new shoes after every ball, Rohan?

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2. Rohan's grandmoms blabber about his brother being adopted and excommunicated. They're the literal worst at being discreet and also have shit peripheral vision as a duo.

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3. Daai jaan continuously fat-shames Rohan and then stuffs his face with food like a soulless enabler.

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4. Naina sees Yash and Nandini being cute and acts like they're banging in broad daylight because she is an overgrown imbecile.

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5. Rahul exhibits creepy harrasser behaviour when Naina claims that he doesn't know how to behave with women.

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6. And through the entire duration of their friendship, he leads her on like a fucking prick.

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7. Rahul gangs up with his mom to make Rohan feel unloved by the family. The two also provide each other LOLs by fat-shaming Rohan. This isn't great parenting and systemic bullying isn't a joke.

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8. Yashvardhan Raichand is a "legendary" business magnate but can't tie a tie to save his life.

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9. Yash also has a flatscreen TV behind his big bossman chair. Isn't that counterproductive? Andha paisa hai toh kuch bhi karenge?

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10. Rukhsar is advertised as a meek and quiet girl by Daai jaan to seem more marriageable because how dare a young woman have a personality.

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11. Every single time Yash kills an argument with his "final word", I want him to get hit by a bus.

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12. Rohan runs to Rahul asking to be rescued by goons but Rahul calmly continues flirting with Anjali instead.

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13. Pooja and her gang show up at Rohan's school with the singular intention of beating him up. Why aren't you turds at your own school?

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14. Rohan's entitled, asshole, scum-of-the-earth classmates start chanting "Vernie! Vernie!" because Pooja is not rich.

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15. Anjali honestly believes that Rahul, who's in line to inherit a gazillion crore rupees from his dad, wants to take over her sweet shop. Woman, be real.

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16. Yash doesn't bother filling Rahul in on his decision to make Naina their "bahu" because pfft how can Rahul make plans for his own life pfft.

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17. Despite realising that she can't be with Rahul, Anjali coyly performs a love song with him at Rukhsar's wedding because... YOLO?

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18. Rahul and Anjali bump into each other for an entirety of one second and somehow get THIS tangled up.

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19. The second Rahul defies Yash's authority, Yash acts like an absolute dickhead by mocking him for being adopted.

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20. Nandini makes Daai jaan uproot her life in Delhi to go live with Rahul because nannies solely exist to serve your privileged ass.

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21. Rohan lands up in London and is welcomed by groups of white women pretending to be Indian patriots for no apparent reason.

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22. Rohan looks up Rahul's home address on something called "FindaFriend.com" which is a version of the Yellow Pages for stalkers.

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23. Anjali is settled in London but constantly bitches about hating it there. Why didn't you just move to Bengaluru, Anjali?

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24. Poo, who is otherwise flaw-free puts down other women to feel worthier herself, which is complete bullshit behaviour.

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25. Also, Poo's sidekicks never seem to have any life goals or ambitions of their own.

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26. The whole college abandons their work to serve as backup dancers for the celebratory dance routine Poo does for Rohan.

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27. Also, Rohan drives by Poo ONCE and she starts singing love songs for him. Girl, you're better than this!

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28. Despite spending years in a boarding school, Rohan can't tie his shoelaces. The Raichand men are shit at tying knots.

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29. Rahul gets pissed at Rohan for trying to reconcile him and his folks because the movie needs to drag for another half hour.

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30. Rohan accepts that Rahul is their mom's favourite and Rahul smirks like dick which was honestly too discouraging to watch as a second child myself.

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31. Karan Johar put this fucking irrelevant scene of Rahul and Anjali running into their Punjabi friends just to stereotype them as loud and tasteless.

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32. Yash slaps the shit out of Rohan for standing up to him and I want a parenting handbook to knock him unconscious.

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33. Yash acts shocked that Rahul took his hurtful comments about "not being his real son" to heart.

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34. And he playfully slaps Rahul all the while blaming him for not trying to resolve the family drama all these years.

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