Hell Yeah! How else would you find out the flavor???NO! I AM NOT SATAN!HMMM DEPENDS IF I'M IN THE MOOD!HEHEHEHEH MAYBE, BUT THEN I FEEL BAD AND EAT THE REST
....UM WHATUH YEAH I DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!?!NO NOT REALLY, ONLY ON TUESDAYSI WON'T TELL IF YOU WON'TThis is a thing?!
WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK I SPEND MY TIME DOING?!?!UM I KNOW THE FIRST PART FROM SHREKWHO THE F*CK KNOWS ALL THE LYRICS?!?NOT A SINGLE WORD
NO WHY WOULD I DO THAT, I ASK THE OWNER FIRSTI MEAN SOMETIMES WHEN THE OWNER ISN'T LOOKINGYES ALL THE TIME, I CHECK WITH THE DOG AND IF THEY LOOK HAPPY TO SEE ME I PET! (especially service dogs)I TRY NOT TO, BUT SOMETIMES THE DOG RUNS UP TO ME AND I DONT WANNA BE RUDE TO DOG
NO THAT IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENTI MEAN IF THEY DONT RAISE THEIR HANDS I HAVE NO CHOICEI NEVER TRY TO UNLESS MY SUPERIOR TELLS ME TO DO ITYES, I'M TOO LAZY TO ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THEIR RAISED HANDS
I MEAN SOMETIMES IT HAPPENS ACCIDENTALLY, I DON'T MEAN TO...OMG I'D FEEL REALLY BAD, BUT I WOULD IGNORE ITI REALLY DONT CARE WHAT HAPPENS, IT'S THEIR GLASSES, NOT MY PROBLEMNO I WOULD NEVER, AND IF I DID, I WOULD TRY DESPERATELY TRY TO WIPE THE SMUDGE OFF
Are You Human Trash?
You take off your shoes and socks on an airplane. You are the person who sends old memes. You are the person who eats the ends of shrimp. You are the person who walks slowly in the hall. You are the reason we can't have nice things.
You chew gum loudly and leave the peanut shells on the ground. You are the reason the memes die in the first place. If Morgan Freeman saw you he would look away in disgrace.
You are still definitely trash yet you are the classy kind of trash. You are carried in the scented Hefty bag and are walked out to the garbage can. You are the kind of trash other people want to be... you also have nice skin.
You are barely trash. You are barely even human! You fluffy cloud you! You are above us all! Yet you are still a teeny bit trash but aren't we all.