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Are You Human Trash?

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  1. Have you ever taken a bite of a filled chocolate and put it back in the box?

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    Hell Yeah! How else would you find out the flavor???
    Hell Yeah! How else would you find out the flavor???
    NO! I AM NOT SATAN!
    NO! I AM NOT SATAN!
    HMMM DEPENDS IF I'M IN THE MOOD!
    HMMM DEPENDS IF I'M IN THE MOOD!
    HEHEHEHEH MAYBE, BUT THEN I FEEL BAD AND EAT THE REST
    HEHEHEHEH MAYBE, BUT THEN I FEEL BAD AND EAT THE REST
  2. Do you lick other peoples heels before they walk on sand

    ....UM WHAT
    ....UM WHAT
    UH YEAH I DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!?!
    UH YEAH I DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!?!
    NO NOT REALLY, ONLY ON TUESDAYS
    NO NOT REALLY, ONLY ON TUESDAYS
    I WON'T TELL IF YOU WON'T
    I WON'T TELL IF YOU WON'T
    This is a thing?!
    This is a thing?!
  3. DO YOU KNOW ALL THE LYRICS TO ALL STAR BY SMASH MOUTHâ„¢?

    as if you can't get deeper into the trash bin...

    as if you can't get deeper into the trash bin...

    WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK I SPEND MY TIME DOING?!?!
    WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK I SPEND MY TIME DOING?!?!
    UM I KNOW THE FIRST PART FROM SHREK
    UM I KNOW THE FIRST PART FROM SHREK
    WHO THE F*CK KNOWS ALL THE LYRICS?!?
    WHO THE F*CK KNOWS ALL THE LYRICS?!?
    NOT A SINGLE WORD
    NOT A SINGLE WORD
  4. DO YOU PET OTHER PEOPLES DOGS WITHOUT ASKING FIRST

    LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU STOP THAT, GET YOUR GERMS OFF MY DOG, ASK FIRST YOU CAVEMAN

    LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU STOP THAT, GET YOUR GERMS OFF MY DOG, ASK FIRST YOU CAVEMAN

    NO WHY WOULD I DO THAT, I ASK THE OWNER FIRST
    NO WHY WOULD I DO THAT, I ASK THE OWNER FIRST
    I MEAN SOMETIMES WHEN THE OWNER ISN'T LOOKING
    I MEAN SOMETIMES WHEN THE OWNER ISN'T LOOKING
    YES ALL THE TIME, I CHECK WITH THE DOG AND IF THEY LOOK HAPPY TO SEE ME I PET! (especially service dogs)
    YES ALL THE TIME, I CHECK WITH THE DOG AND IF THEY LOOK HAPPY TO SEE ME I PET! (especially service dogs)
    I TRY NOT TO, BUT SOMETIMES THE DOG RUNS UP TO ME AND I DONT WANNA BE RUDE TO DOG
    I TRY NOT TO, BUT SOMETIMES THE DOG RUNS UP TO ME AND I DONT WANNA BE RUDE TO DOG
  5. IF YOU WERE A TEACHER, WOULD YOU USE POPSICLE STICKS TO CALL ON KIDS?!

    YOU SICK, SICK HUMAN

    YOU SICK, SICK HUMAN

    NO THAT IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT
    NO THAT IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT
    I MEAN IF THEY DONT RAISE THEIR HANDS I HAVE NO CHOICE
    I MEAN IF THEY DONT RAISE THEIR HANDS I HAVE NO CHOICE
    I NEVER TRY TO UNLESS MY SUPERIOR TELLS ME TO DO IT
    I NEVER TRY TO UNLESS MY SUPERIOR TELLS ME TO DO IT
    YES, I'M TOO LAZY TO ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THEIR RAISED HANDS
    YES, I'M TOO LAZY TO ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THEIR RAISED HANDS
  6. DO YOU TOUCH OTHER PEOPLES GLASSES ON THE LENSES?

    I DARE YOU, I GODDAMN DARE YOU

    I DARE YOU, I GODDAMN DARE YOU

    I MEAN SOMETIMES IT HAPPENS ACCIDENTALLY, I DON'T MEAN TO...
    I MEAN SOMETIMES IT HAPPENS ACCIDENTALLY, I DON'T MEAN TO...
    OMG I'D FEEL REALLY BAD, BUT I WOULD IGNORE IT
    OMG I'D FEEL REALLY BAD, BUT I WOULD IGNORE IT
    I REALLY DONT CARE WHAT HAPPENS, IT'S THEIR GLASSES, NOT MY PROBLEM
    I REALLY DONT CARE WHAT HAPPENS, IT'S THEIR GLASSES, NOT MY PROBLEM
    NO I WOULD NEVER, AND IF I DID, I WOULD TRY DESPERATELY TRY TO WIPE THE SMUDGE OFF
    NO I WOULD NEVER, AND IF I DID, I WOULD TRY DESPERATELY TRY TO WIPE THE SMUDGE OFF

Are You Human Trash?

You got: COMPLETE AND UTTER TRASH

You take off your shoes and socks on an airplane. You are the person who sends old memes. You are the person who eats the ends of shrimp. You are the person who walks slowly in the hall. You are the reason we can't have nice things.

COMPLETE AND UTTER TRASH
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You got: 75% TRASH LORD

You chew gum loudly and leave the peanut shells on the ground. You are the reason the memes die in the first place. If Morgan Freeman saw you he would look away in disgrace.

75% TRASH LORD
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You got: 49% TRASH ANGEL

You are still definitely trash yet you are the classy kind of trash. You are carried in the scented Hefty bag and are walked out to the garbage can. You are the kind of trash other people want to be... you also have nice skin.

49% TRASH ANGEL
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You got: 0.000009999911% TRASH CLOUD

You are barely trash. You are barely even human! You fluffy cloud you! You are above us all! Yet you are still a teeny bit trash but aren't we all.

0.000009999911% TRASH CLOUD
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