Ever thought what would it be like if countries were highschoolers..?

Haha, this is the most interesting topic.I personified countries and have written headcanon-ish storylines for some of them.

United States of America

He’s got the game, the name and the babes. He always wins by hook or by crook. He is the rich, powerful, tanned handsome and arrogant jockster of the class. He is the captain of the football team and by far the best player as well.He is the kid who throws the most parties and everybody wants to be friend’s with him. He doesn’t know the meaning of ‘minding one’s own business’. Canada is his first cousin and he's best friends with him and Australia. He has a rocky history with Russia, though they now work together but sometimes they engage in a silent war. Currently, USA is trying to pursue his most recent crush, India.

Russia

Russia rarely gets angry, but whenever he does, he never comes down before drawing blood. He’ll punch your nose to pulp.He was the most popular guy in school after UK and before USA. USA and Russia got into a fight in middle school, which toppled Russia from it’s position as the class chick-magnet. He has had a long standing rivalry with USA ever since.He is huge. Tall, athletic and exceptionally well built with untamed hair. He sometimes feels like a playboy and has had his share of girlfriends. He is a master at MMA and ji jitsu.He works hard on his studies and does well in science. In fact, in middle school, he led the Science decathlon team. He sits with his best friends Kazhakhstan and Belarus. Counter-intuitively, however, he works exceptionally well with India, both of whom were lab partners once and share a lot of common interests.

Canada

First cousin of USA, Canada is a cute, well mannered, ambivert teenager. Well liked and easily lovable, he's soft spoken but has been known to be extremely aggressive under circumstances. Likes his pancakes with a lot of maple syrup. Aces most tests though he is known to often ask India’s help to complete his homeworks.He is the biggest friend of USA, UK and France and helps them always. He's been in a long-term relationship with France since elementary school and has even changed a lot since then, so much that some of his parts are almost French.

France

The first chick of the class and the only girl on the Big League. Shopaholic, arrogant, sassy, smart and talented, she is a stereotypical popular chick. She is on the dance team and plays on the girls’ baseball team. She is the Quidditch team captain and she leads the cheerleading squad as well. She looks down on other girls except those who fan her. She is very friendly with USA though they disagree sometimes and has a love-hate relationship with UK. She is a pro at fencing and is a ruthless MMA fighter like Russia. Her bestfriend is Italy but she once fought with her, leaving her friend no other option but considering her an faithful friend. She has been dating Canada for a long long time, right from Elementary school and they are very good friends. He always stands by her and that’s what she loves the most about him.

She can be very mean but is generally easy to please.

England

He is the most likable guy of the class. He's a gentleman and every girl admires her. Though he turned out to be an abusive boyfriend to India and has lost the reputation of being the most popular boy.He has become pretty much decent since.

Impeccably dressed and handsome in the gentlemanly sense of the word. He reads classics, drinks tea and is on the Shakespearean drama team. He is also an excellent bowler on the Cricket team. He is chivalrous and holds doors open for girls. He often keeps to himself and avoids conflicts. Close to USA and extremely close to Canada. He has a dynamic relation with France. He used to be close friends with other European kids and was added by France in their Whatsapp group with Germany, Spain, Italy, Poland, Switzerland, Austria, Portugal and so on. He has since left the group because their messages confused him. He is now concentrating on improving his grades.

China

China comes from a very old and proud Communist family.His family is overcrowded. He has 8 siblings and a half sibling. He also has a cousin, Taiwan, who he is not allowed to talk to because Taiwan’s father (China’s uncle) and China’s mother are still fighting over the ownership of Grandpa’s house.

Despite being smart from the beginning nobody noticed him till ninth grade. That’s when he began to work uber hard. He began to ace all his tests and tops every single paper except Math, which India tops. This has sparked off a rivalry between India and China.His rivalry with India goes so deep that he secretly started dating India’s most hated rival, Pakistan.He wakes up at 5 and sleeps at 11. He does Karate, Kung Fu and Taekwondo in his free time. He never rests. He is a master tinkerer and knows how to apply science in real life. He has won the Science Fair, every year since 8th grade and sometimes makes super-cheap life hacks for his classmates, which most of them buy.Despite being a straight A student and martial arts expert, he does not have much friends. This is because he is insanely introverted.He also gets pissed off very easily. Emotionally unstable and not very matured in actions. ‘Nerd’ is his trigger word.

South Korea has a crush on him and hates Pakistan for being with him.

India

India is a fighter. She never gives up. No matter what you throw at her, she just shakes it off and walks away.India is all about fluidity. Dynamic and fiery.India can speak over a dozen languages and can smooth talk better than anyone.Despite having a rich background, she was forced to work hard and earn when her father’s company went bankrupt during the stock market crash.India is the hot-nerd type of person. She is an uber geek and slaves over her homework. She aces all the tests and always finishes second to China or even defeats China when it comes to Math. China hates her for it and they are bitter rivals, both of them refusing to even share notes.She is quite easily, the most beautiful girl in the class. Most boys have secret crushes on her.Funny, charismatic, pretty eyes, she is also wild, chaotic and insanely talented.She is known for her strict Yoga regimen and her inhumane flexibility. She is dancer par excellence, specializing Bharatanatyam and is also on the school gymnastics team. She is an exceptionally talented bats-woman and is the captain of the girl’s cricket team.Almost always sweet, but beware, if she gets pissed, then she will piss everybody else off too. Pakistan is her half sister, who is always jealous of her, and now is even more as her ex-boyfriend USA admires her.Though she was in a abusive relationship with UK, they both mended up now and are friends.Russia and India were lab partners and are still good friends. India's best friend is Israel. She is friends with almost all the students

Germany

Germany used to be the smartest kid in Elementary school. He always used to sit in the front row and always answered whenever professors asked questions. He built cool things and all was good. However, he was also a hypochondriac and germophobe, who tried to purify himself by going on a detox juice diet and maintaining exceptional cleanliness. This earned him the nickname, “Germ-Many”, a name he detested.when he put up his hand to answer, Belgium called him ‘Germ-many’ loudly and he felt deeply insulted. He began to purposely hurt Belgium during football practice and so the rest of the class led by UK, France and Russia complained to the coach and got him out of team. This insult led him to depression. He started to plot marvellous schemes. on the back pages of his notebooks on how to mete out ‘justice’ to his ‘stupid’ classmates. This led to a huge fight in the class, leading to suspension of most students. Now they all have mend up and sweared not to fight again (probably just formally).Since then, Germany has changed. Germany now concentrates on improving his grades and bettering his skills at sports. He is an admin on the European Kids Whatsapp Group along with France and others. He has also taken an interest in Classical languages and Sanskrit and has been going to India’s mom for classes. He also won a second place in the Science Fair in 9th grade and later went on to win the first place in Junior year when he designed a brilliant new car. He interns with Mercedes Benz now.

Pakistan

Pakistan is the bewitchingly beautiful conservative girl who is also happens to be India’s estranged half sister. India and Pakistan lived together and worked together till their sixth grade and back then Pakistan even supported India during her little skirmish with UK. Then the inevitable happened. Religious tension arose between the two sisters.Israel is one more country that hates her, otherwise, Pakistan maintains good relations with most others, especially Arabia. In eighth grade she began dating China secretly. She knows her mother would never approve of this, but China sure is a charming guy!Pakistan is a dedicated and devoted student. She works hard on improving her grades but in moments of desperation has sometimes cheated on tests as well. Essentially, a person of faith, she prays five times a day and keeps staunch fast during Ramadan. She loves her Biriyani and Tikkas but no matter how much she eats she never gets fat, much to the envy of France. Known to be charming and funny, she is a martial arts expert and an excellent cricketer. Her hijab collection is quite the talk of the fashionistas and she is told to be an immensely resilient person.

Italy

Italy is another beautiful girl of the class. She has the best collection of attires and she always brings her own food to school. Her pasta and pizza recipes are by far her best creations. She loves geometry and admires architecture. Also, she is good in biology and medicine but was quite shocked when she was unable to cure herself when the flu hit the school. She has a thing for water but also loves to drink expensive wines. She was best friends with France but once she fought with her, leaving Italy much to dismay. Now, they are friends back again but this time Italy stays alert. She is admin in their european whatsapp group along with few others. Italy has good relations with almost all of the countries and gets good grades in all the subjects. She aspires to be a fashion designer.

DISCLAIMERS:

1.The stereotypes used are for satirical purposes only

2.Historical exaggeration and trivialization is not meant to offend any perosn, their beliefs, nationality, identity, sex, gender, sexual orientation, religion, race or world-view

3.The humor is dark in places and have been used, again, to employ satire and irony, as well as to build personality for the “countries” as “people”.

4.Please view the facts and jokes presented in an unbiased manner as a consumer of art.

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