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Which Inanimate Object from Twin Peaks are You?

Haven't you ever wondered, if I were a nonliving thing from the minds of David Lynch and Mark Frost, what would I be? Well, now you can find out.

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  1. Which hobby would you most likely pursue?

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    Making balloon animals.
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    Something quiet, like knitting.
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    Model train engineering. Choo choo! Slow down, train! Stop, train!
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    Creating violent art that upsets people.
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    Journaling, so I can keep a record of everything.
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    Telling fortunes. Maybe with tarot cards or by reading palms.
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    Photography. I just like to watch things.
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    Trapping things for sport. Maybe insects and one day, bigger and more dangerous animals.
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    Reading and responding to mail from strangers.
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    Something productive! I want to get rid of useless things and replace them with good things!
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    Fashion and design. I would like to add subtle touches to my wardrobe.
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    Kite flying. I'd like to be carried away by the air of the breezy outdoors.
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    Something most people would be advised to avoid, like breeding venomous animals.
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    Baking and cooking. I think I'm probably a natural in the kitchen.
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    Nothing. I always manage to do things half way, so it wouldn't be worth it.
  2. Which of these examples of plant life most appeals to you?

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  3. You're at the Roadhouse when, in the booth next to you, a young man with an angular face grabs a girl by the throat. He makes lewd remarks and does not let her go. What do you do?

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    I'm not really involved with this, I'm just sort of hanging out in the room. I don't do anything.
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    I could tell you what I think of this, but I'm not really comfortable revealing my opinion.
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    I grab the man and put him in a choke hold.
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    I yell "Hey! Don't do that! Stop!"
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    I actually sort of enjoy this scene.
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    I look the man in the eye and, in a calm and polite manner, tell him to leave the girl alone.
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    I saw this coming when I first laid eyes on him. I can't do anything to change it.
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    I'm having enough trouble getting myself off of the floor. I can't be worried about them.
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    I just watch.
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    I video the whole thing and upload it to the internet for everyone else to see.
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    I get right in there and pull her away from that sick guy! He's what's wrong with the world!
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    That guy is actually a friend of mine, so I feel a bit responsible. But...I also didn't make the girl go over there. So, it's not like I really brought them together. I feel a little guilty, but not enough to stop him.
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    I take a mental account of what's happening and then report it.
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    I stand nearby and cry until the man stops. Then I hug the girl and make sure she is okay.
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    I know how the girl feels. I go over and take her hand, and say "please let my friend go."
  4. What kind of day is your favorite?

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    One with a birthday party!
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    I prefer the night, actually.
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    One in which I get to do something special by myself, that's just for me.
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    A day spent in bed with someone sexy.
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    I like a good day spent fixing stuff that needs to be tended to.
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    A day that I can be with my best friend the whole time.
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    Any day is good as long as I only have to do the things I want to do, and nobody else gets to decide how I spend it.
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    I like a day that goes by very slowly.
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    Any day I manage to get up is a good one.
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    One in which everyone leaves me alone! *smiley face*
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    Honestly, my favorite day involves me getting into some trouble, but someone else takes the fall for it.
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    Come over and I'll show you my favorite kind of day. (You should not take my advice)
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    If I can make someone else's day good, then that's my favorite day.
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    If I can study something and take a lot of notes, I will enjoy the day.
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    I'd rather watch other people's day.
  5. Choose a toy!

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  6. How do you feel about photos of yourself?

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    I would rather see candid photos of others.
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    I always seem to be photographed from a weird angle.
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    Photos make me feel half finished, like I forgot something while I was getting ready.
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    I like to take about thirty selfies of myself at a time, so I can go through and pick which ones stay and which ones go.
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    When someone points a camera at me, I instinctively say "Don't take my photo! Stop!"
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    I always smile in photographs. Who wants to see a grumpy, serious face?!
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    I try my best to look sexy in every photograph.
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    If it were up to me, all photos would be posed. I prefer to set everything up so it's perfect, and fix any parts of the image that don't look right.
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    I'll allow my photo to be taken at the appropriate time. Sometimes I say "no" and tell the photographer to leave me alone.
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    I'd rather be the one taking photos of everyone and everything else!
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    I take lots of selfies, and like to make other people jealous or offended by them.
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    Nobody ever seems to photograph me directly, but I manage to show up in the background a lot.
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    I don't really like photos. I think the Native Americans were right about a photo taking part of your existence. I'd rather not make duplicates of myself.
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    I find that photos of myself draw a lot of unwanted attention.
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    I only let a select few people take my photo, because they understand me and will not use it for frivolous or negative purposes. They will capture me best.
  7. Which sound do you prefer?

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    The sound of someone on a voicemail.
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    The wind blowing, with natural ambient sounds in the background.
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    Tires screeching.
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    The clatter of utensils and voices in a diner.
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    Someone in high heels walking down a hallway.
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    Someone else's overheard conversation.
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    A sensual moan.
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    A construction crew at work.
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    Silence or a noise machine, so I can focus.
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    Cicadas chirping.
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    The drumming of rain on a window.
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    A scream of anguish or fear.
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    Aggressive music recommended by a friend.
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    An owl, hooting in the distance.
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    Objects crashing to the floor.
  8. Which of these places looks like home?

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  9. The body is made up of:

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    Blood
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    Muscle
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    Bone
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    Flesh
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    Sweat
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    Fingernails
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    Organs
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    Senses
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    Hair
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    Heart
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    Cells
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    Noises
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    Bacteria
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    Shadows
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    Tissue
  10. What is your favorite thing about nature?

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    I love how little things are always happening that you have to pay attention for.
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    Nature has a very calming effect on most people. I like how it does that.
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    I apprecaite that we can never know everything about nature. There will always be some secrets hidden in it.
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    You can sit and watch it all day and not get bored.
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    The way it makes me feel secluded.
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    I just feel like I belong there. Like I am a part of nature.
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    The view up high is so different from the view down low, but they are both interesting.
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    It's neat that nature can be manipulated, if we want.
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    Nature moves really slowly, and it almost makes it feel like time stops.
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    Destruction is a part of nature.
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    I like how it carries on of its own volition. Animals and plants procreate without instruction, and everything perpetuates itself.
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    Nature does not need us to save it! I love that it could wipe us all out if it wanted.
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    I always find something interesting and unexpected in nature.
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    When I am with someone I care about, I feel more connected to them if we are in a natural setting.
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    Nature is pretty to take photos and footage of. I like to document what I see there.
  11. You have been arrested for murdering someone who lives in your town. Did you do it?

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    I didn't do it, but I allowed someone else I know to do it.
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    I didn't do it. I am more worried about my own problems than the need for someone else to die.
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    I tried to stop the person who did it, so it wasn't me.
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    I didn't do it, but I did see something that night, and have information about the person who did.
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    Definitely. It was me.
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    I didn't do it and I wish everyone would drop this and leave me alone!
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    I didn't kill the person, but I was having a secret affair with them. Some of the things we got up to would probably shock most people.
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    I watched the whole thing happen, but I'm going to abstain from sharing that information. I don't like to get involved.
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    I didn't do it, and I don't really know who did. I am ready to pitch in to help solve the case, though! Let's catch this murderer!
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    People only think I did it because it seems like I know what really happened.
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    I didn't do it, but I feel really guilty because I introduced the victim to the murderer. It might as well have been me.
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    I could never do that! I am a really nice person who cares about others.
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    I didn't do it, but I also don't have an alibi. It will be hard to convict me because I am involved with a lot of different groups of people, who will give conflicting reports.
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    I didn't do it! I was in the vicinity, but not at the crime scene.
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    I took intricate notes on what happened. Let me show you.
  12. Which character on Twin Peaks do you most identify with?

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