Do You Think Someone Could Sit On These Empanadas?

And if you could, would you?

Are these empanadas big enough to sit on???

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Look closely.

Try and imagine me sitting on these empanadas.

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Is that something that seems feasible? Look again.

Are these empanadas GIGANTIC art cushions meant for my personal sitting? Or are they just normal, run of the mill, everyday gigantic huge empanadas that it seems like I could sit on??

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It's a tough call but not to a trained eye who on an empanada it has sat.

There's a woman in the distance. It's clear she has been working very hard for many hours on over a dozen monster empanadas that she has then placed in the park. She begins to speak. Does she or does she not tell you that I could sit on these empanadas?

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Listen.

If they are there now... could I sit? Would I sit? Would WE sit, on something as gigantic as something like a gigantic empanada?

Ricardo Haverbeck / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: luke_netwalker

You tell me.