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Pick a senior life to live and i'll give you an emo band to listen to to get with the times.

We'll Give You An Emo Band Based On Your Senior Lifestyle

Pick a cup for your dentures to fall into:  


\*Whispers\* Pick a Tattoo from your ~wild~ days:

_"You whippersnappers and your unreasonable amount of pilots."_ What you, old hag, needs to know before listening: 1) Genre is ukulele rap electro-rock with Jish on the drooms. 2. Stay Alive \|-/

TWENTY ØNE PILOTS \|-/

_"Ya darn juvenile and yur panicked discos!"_ What an ancient relic needs to know before listening: Don't forget to close the door.

Panic! At the Disco

_"You miscreants and yur falling boys!"_ What a decaying soul needs to know before listening: FeDoRaS are a relics of the past, they are now called Stump covers. (They'll be worn for centuries.)

Fall Out Boy

_"You small fries with your romantic chemicals."_ What a mummy like you needs to know before listening: **March 22nd, 2013.**

My Chemical Romance

_"You punks and your frozen monkeys!"_ What a senior needs to know before listening: ALEX TURNER

Arctic Monkeys

_"You piece of youth and your made-up dragons!"_ What a corpse like you needs to know: "I'm breathing in the chemicals" \*Aggressively DEUUUUEAUGHS\*

Imagine Dragons

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We'll Give You An Emo Band Based On Your Senior Lifestyle

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