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Ever wondered whether your more of a Deanna or more of an Abbie? Maybe you're a Colleen or Shannon. Hell, maybe you're Erin! Well, now you can find out! Answer these simple questions to see truly which of the HomeBitchez you are.

Which One Of The HomeBitchez Are You?

What would you do if someone rubbed your HomeBitch the wrong way?

Your HomeBitch starts dating someone. What do you do?

How do you cheer up your HomeBitch when she is having a bad day?

It's GNO. What do you wear?

What's your drink of choice?

If you could pick a movie that reflects your life, what would it be?

What is your guilty pleasure song?

You're going on vacation with The HomeBitchez. What is the one item you have to bring with you?

Favorite food?

What's your go to hobby?

One of The HomeBitchez finds herself in a sticky situation. How do you help a girl out?

Favorite swear?

How do you react when someone likes you?

When someone flirts with you?

Which Mean Girls character are you?

How do you greet The HomeBitchez after not seeing them for a long time?

Preferred method of communication?

Do you consider yourself organized?

What is your favorite HomeBitch memory?

You are the most outgoing person in your friend group. Your body literally vomits rainbows and sunshine. There is not a bad bone in your body; it's just not physically possible - UNLESS - they fuck with you or your girls, then everyone needs to look the fuck out. The amount of shade you can throw is insurmountable, but you always know how to compliment when you need to. Beauty, grace, Miss United States, you whip your hair back and forth even when everyone is watching. Fuck the haters, you do you.

Colleen - "The Crazy Gurl"

You are the Desperate Housewife of your friend group, always dressing to impress and acting like you don't know what's up but you WOKE as fuck. You love children, almost to a terrifying degree, and family is everything to you - including your friends, because they are family too. There is no aspect of the Loud Italian stereotype that you don't exhibit but your friends love you anyway, even though sometimes you sing at a pitch only dogs can hear and break windows. A full grade younger, than the rest of The HomeBitchez, you still manage to act like a middle aged Italian mob wife. Have fun simultaneously being a renowned opera singer and medical something or other (TBD because who knows what they are doing with their life) and housewife!

Deanna - "The Youngster"

You are secretly one of the nerds of The HomeBitchez, but no one would ever know because they can never get passed how cool you are. Prone to yelling at sports games, you are easily the most athletic of the group. By a long shot. But somehow you also have some of the biggest brains of the group (you fucking engineering student) and never fail to impress with your smarts. Sassy like no other, except for maybe the other HomeBitchez, you carry the group with your fits of giggling and spastic hand motions. Too bad you live the farthest away. Enjoy planning and building your house in the next five years!

Erin - "The Sassy Cat"

The musician of the group, you clearly have more talent in your pinky than the rest of us do in our bodies. You never fail to tell it like it is, but you always somehow do it in a way that's not outright insulting. Having graduated college (in three fucking years, fuck you) you are the first HomeBitch to receive a college degree, but that means nothing when you can't job. Compassionate and empathic, you surprise people with your ability to be simultaneously a good person and a bitch. You never show fear when trying new things (like your bombass lipstick) but you know how to be vulnerable when you need to. Rock on HomeBitch, hopefully you find a job soon.

Abbie - "The Rebellious Teen"

Clearly, you are the parental figure in your friend group. Not only do you exude a sense of poise and maturity, but you will also rip off the face of anyone who hurts your children. Similarly to the other HomeBitchez, not only are you highly intelligent, but you are also creatively gifted. Fickle and indecisive with your choices in life, you somehow find a way to gracefully go with the flow, even when you want to shave your head a la Britney. You are the free spirit of the group because you give no fucks. But also give all the fucks. Quite the contradiction, you are probably going to end up in a small apartment in Cambridge, still dying your hair by yourself with your five dogs. But in the words of Mom: "You do you."

Shannon - "Mom"

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