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Which One Of The HomeBitchez Are You?

Ever wondered whether your more of a Deanna or more of an Abbie? Maybe you're a Colleen or Shannon. Hell, maybe you're Erin! Well, now you can find out! Answer these simple questions to see truly which of the HomeBitchez you are.

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  1. 1. What would you do if someone rubbed your HomeBitch the wrong way?

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    Lure that person into a false sense of security by evoking friendship but then fucking destroy them.
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    Stalk their social media and look for every way to make them suffer, then see above.
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    Scope her out and dig up some dirt for my HomeBitch.
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    There will be hell to pay and that individual will hear from me until they apologize.
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    I'd be up front and say how I feel.
  2. 2. Your HomeBitch starts dating someone. What do you do?

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    Ask the HomeBitch if she's happy, and if she says yes - approve; if she says no I hunt that motherfucker down.
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    Gotta meet them before I give her my blessing.
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    Follow them on ALL social media, stalk their lives, and have a sit down interview with them to talk to them about what they intend on doing with my HomeBitch.
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    Stalk the guy and squeal in excitement.
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    Don't approve of them until I meet them and they do the dishes at my house after a party without being asked.
  3. 3. How do you cheer up your HomeBitch when she is having a bad day?

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    Buy her ice-cream and remind her of something funny we did together.
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    Go to her house, pick her up, go shopping or get food, and blast music and sing loudly the entire time while we are driving.
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    Confident pep talk and chocolate!
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    Message her independently from the group, and get her to vent out her feelings so she feels better. Then tell her she's a Hun (not hon like honey, but Hun a mighty warrior).
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    Look for funny videos of dogs and cats and bombard them until all they can do is either laugh at the cuteness or my own stupidity (then follow up with an honest to goodness "How can I help?").
  4. 4. It's GNO. What do you wear?

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    GNO?! HELP! SOS! Overthink everything and contact the HomeBitches. And then take forever to get ready.
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    Body suit with leather pants and stilettos.
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    All black lace dress, showing off the right ratio of ass to tits.
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    An outfit with conservative coverage but so fucking tight it doesn't matter. Also heels that could kill a man.
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    Cute skirt an a crop top!
  5. 5. What's your drink of choice?

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    Cosmo.
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    Craft beer.
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    Tom Collins.
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    Anything with vodka!
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    Gin and tonic.
  6. 6. If you could pick a movie that reflects your life, what would it be?

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    School of Rock
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    Mulan
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    Brave!
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    There's so many options but my first thought was The Lion King.
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    Literally any RomCom.
  7. 7. What is your guilty pleasure song?

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    "Come On Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Runners
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    "Dirty Love" by Ke$ha
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    TBH I have no fucking clue.
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    "Every Time We Touch" by Cascada
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    "Can't Stop the Feeling!" by Justin Timberlake
  8. 8. You're going on vacation with The HomeBitchez. What is the one item you have to bring with you?

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    Wine.
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    Bluetooth speaker!
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    A book.
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    Plaid shirts.
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    A printed itinerary.
  9. 9. Favorite food?

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    I'm a picky eater so...pasta or chicken?
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    CHOCOLATE.
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    Macaroni and Cheese bitches.
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    Is coffee a food?
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    A good, juicy steak.
  10. 10. What's your go to hobby?

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    Stress baking.
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    Do you have a hobby when it becomes your career? Is it a hobby anymore?
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    Who has time for hobbies?
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    Running.
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    Spotify and Tumblr.
  11. 11. One of The HomeBitchez finds herself in a sticky situation. How do you help a girl out?

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    Offer sound advice, but remind her I will fuck someone up if I have to.
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    Tell her: "Violence is never the answer." Then, commit an act of violence in her name to restore her honor. Then tell her: "Do as I say and not as I do."
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    Give the best advice I have!
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    I continue to talk with her until the situation is over or go to her if able.
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    Drive myself to wherever she is and kick some ass.
  12. 12. Favorite swear?

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    God damn it!
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    Shit! Or maybe fuck!
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    Shitfuck!
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    Cuntmuffin!
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    Asshat!
  13. 13. How do you react when someone likes you?

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    I don't know how to react. So I just act awkward because I'm trying to discern if he actually likes me, especially if I actually like him back.
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    Act like a 14 year old girl and panic.
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    Turn the flirt all the way up!
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    I don't know. Probably get attached too quickly? Or if I don't like them, just ignore them.
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    Panic, then overanalyze. Repeat.
  14. 14. When someone flirts with you?

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    I never know when someone is flirting with me.
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    I don't want to flirt back, but by my very nature, it is inevitable.
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    Flirt back, but not because I think they're flirting; I just happen to be naturally flirty and automatically assume everyone else is too. (Look where that's gotten me.)
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    Laugh. At. Everything.
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    I want to get to know them as a person and find their strengths and weaknesses so I can praise them if necessary and crush them when needed.
  15. 15. Which Mean Girls character are you?

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    Janice Ian
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    Regina George
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    Cady Heron
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    Gretchen Wieners
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    Karen Smith
  16. 16. How do you greet The HomeBitchez after not seeing them for a long time?

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    Ask everyone to tell me in detail what they've done since the last time I saw them, then proceed to ask them if they are eating well and getting enough sleep.
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    Scream and run in for a hug!
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    Screaming, hugging, automatic OMG I NEED TO TELL YOU or REMEMBER THAT TIME THAT WE moments. Followed by food.
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    Kiss them and never let go.
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    Chill on the outside, hyperventilate on the inside.
  17. 17. Preferred method of communication?

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    Texting.
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    Usually, it's easiest to reach me with Facebook messaging or texting, but if I have time I love phone calls!
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    Phone.
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    Facebook Message.
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    I don't really care about the medium but almost exclusively in GIFs.
  18. 18. Do you consider yourself organized?

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    Messy towards other people, but organized enough for myself!
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    Depends on my mood.
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    I once lost a salt shaker in my bed. Does that answer your question?
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    Everyone else thinks I am, mostly because I keep my professional space neat and tidy. By my room (and my life) is affectionately referred to as a tornado or hurricane on a regular basis.
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    Relatively!
  19. 19. What is your favorite HomeBitch memory?

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    Christmas cookie decorating!
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    Seeing everyone all together at The Youngster's high school graduation party!
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    Honestly, any memory with my HomeBitchez is a good one. I couldn't imagine life without them.
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    Playing Heads Up! on Mom's phone at a bar and not having the patrons care. The waitress even played with us! Too bad The Youngster was too young to go to a bar.
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    My 21st birthday, even though Mom wasn't there to take care of us when we were drunk.
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