25 Signs You Went To The University Of Lethbridge

Where good hair days don't exist, the sun shines year round, and the people are amazing. Viva Leth Vegas.

1. Good Hair Days Don't Exist.

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The minute you step outside your hair is doomed. Besides, Lethbridge isn't Alberta's windy city for nothing.

2. There's a 99% Chance You Went To Studio Every Thursday In First Year.

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Cheap shots and $3 Coors were probably the reason you always went. But let's face it. You probably pregamed so hard you didn't even end up buying any alcohol there because money is not to be wasted!

#UniStudentBudget

3. If Anyone You Knew Went To Studio On ANY OTHER DAY Than Thursday, They Faced Severe Judgment.

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Simple as that.

4. So On Friday Or Saturday, You Typically Went To Pulse.

Wow, gotta love that light up dance floor.

5. Unless Your Country Loving Friend Convinced You To Go To Boss.

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And if they did, you better get ready for mobs of white girls that have never stepped foot on a ranch to wear cowboy boots, light wash denim, and plaid shirts and guys that just threw on the only plaid shirt they own. Bonus points for cowboy hats.

6. And Even If You Absolutely Hate Country, You Still Promise Yourself EVERY TIME You're At Boss That You're Going To Learn How To Line Dance.

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One day man, one day.

7. You've Probably Had At Least One Strange Night At Top Hat, And Always Regretted It The Next Morning.

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And hey, if you and your buddies decided to throw loonies at the Lethbridge ripper's vagina, you might've even been lucky enough to walk away with a low quality poster of her to hang up in your dorm to remember the good memories that you have to hide it whenever your mom comes to visit!

Viva Leth Vegas!

8. Speaking Of Leth Vegas, You've Probably Seen One Of These Bad Boys Kickin' Around Town.

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Ahh yes, the sweet smell of Southern Albertan fashion at its finest.

9. You Take The Beauty Of The Coulees For Granted.

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Maybe it's your fear of rattlesnakes, but you definitely wish you went for morning jogs through the coulees more often.

10. If You Tell Anyone Outside Of Southern Alberta "The University Of Lethbridge Is Situated In The Coulees" They'll Look At You With Intrigue And Confusion Like This Strange Stock Photo Man And Ask You What Coulees Are.

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To which you have rehearsed, "Oh (insert friend or family member's name here), it's okay, lots of people are confused when I mention the coulees! Basically, they resemble dry, rolling hills that were formed from..."

11. Having Someone In Your Class That Was Born And Raised In Lethbridge Is Like A Warm Through The Middle, Lightly Charred On The Outside, Browned Around The Sides And Bright Red In The Middle Steak.

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Rare.

Very rare to find.

12. In Fact, Most Of Your Friends You Met At University Are From Good Ol' Cowtown.

Far enough to move out, close enough to go home for good food.

13. Speaking Of Good Food, Urban Market Is Not Where It's At.

One can only have so many mediocre burgers, fries, and chicken strips before DYING.

14. You Know University Hall As The Dungeon.

It's not THAT bad though.

15. Until UHall Floods...

Because it's always fun to live amongst a swimming pool, right?

16. Your Man Crush Monday Is Dennis Connolly With His Sweet Lil Smile.

Such a cutie PI, am I right?

17. You Need Sunglasses Year Round.

Fiat luxin' 24/7.

18. But There's Something About The Lethbridge Skies That Will Never Get Old.

The benefit of being out in the middle of NOWHERE.

19. Campus Feels So Small Compared To Other Universities.

U of C, U of A, UBC...

20. But The Sense Of Community At U of L Is Unlike Any Other.

Because it seems like everyone knows everyone.

21. And The Wildlife Here Will Always Be Held Deer To Your Heart.

Very deer indeed.

22. You Cringe When You Have A Lecture In PE250.

Especially when your prof is super quiet and doesn't know how to properly use a microphone.

23. You See Little Children Running Around The PE Building On The Regular.

But I mean, where else are kids supposed to have dance classes, swimming lessons, and rock climbing in Lethbridge?

24. You Try To Avoid Whatever Booth Is Happening In The UHall Atrium At All Costs.

I only have 10 minutes to get from D640 to AH175, I DON'T HAVE TIME!!!

25. But No Matter What, You Wouldn't Trade Being A Pronghorn For Anything In The World.

Maybe it's the small town vibes, good people, great profs, or unique location, but the University of Lethbridge is an experience unlike any other.

Written by Brianna Rogers