1. Refer to your local metropolis as "The City," even though you know it's only "a city."
It's all about how confident you are when you say it. Living the New York lifestyle is all about confidence.
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It's all about how confident you are when you say it. Living the New York lifestyle is all about confidence.
Also, remember to refer to all cast members by their first names.
What are you waiting for, bro? Hit it!
New Yorkers enjoy the foods of cultures around the world. Or, at least, mass-produced Americanized version of foods of cultures around the world.
Especially if you're jaywalking.
It's pretty much just like Times Square...if you squint or whatever.
Then throw your hat. It doesn't count if you don't throw your hat.
"Go to the stop light and turn left. When you hit the next street up, turn left again. You'll see the elementary school on your right in a few blocks. You want to turn left there. Then it gets kind of tricky, turn left again."
Yes, technically page-six gossip is about New York, but you can inject it into conversations everywhere.
Whoever told you breakfast is the most important meal of the day wasn't a New Yorker.
Your local pizza shop may be a national chain, or a sub shop that kinda sells pizza on the side. Doesn't matter. DEFEND YOUR PIZZA SHOP.
"Also, I can almost afford my rent! Kind of."
That's it. Just eat a bagel. Every delicious, doughy mouthful makes you more of a New Yorker.