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10 Reasons We're So Much Better Than Dinosaurs

It's obvious, humans are built better than dinosaurs, just saying.

1. First things first: We look better in hats.

As demonstrated by this triceratops.

2. They don't even have ears, just HOLES on the sides of their faces.

How are you going to put earbuds in those?

3. They go on shopping sprees and then expect someone to carry their bags.

4. And their selfie game is always weak.

5. Our physical form is far superior.

6. They can’t wear shoes, so their feet are gross.

7. Their noses are too big to wear glasses correctly.

8. Dinosaurs look awful in turtlenecks.

9. They can't fit anywhere.

10. Their name verifies why they are inferior to us.

All images via Shutterstock and Thinkstock

And, to top it all off, their brains are the size of a walnut.

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