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Whatever it is, why not do it with a <a href="https://plus.google.com/117952220835581749564/about" target="_blank">Smirnoff Double Black</a>?

Whatever it is, why not do it with a Smirnoff Double Black?

What Should You Actually Do Tonight?

Oh, man. Your home has seen better days. You shouldn’t be going out tonight. Why not mix yourself a Smirnoff Double Black, put on your comfortable pants, and get cleaning. Use something that smells like lavender — you’ll thank you in the morning.

Clean your place

No takeout for you tonight, pal. Pick up some groceries. Preheat your oven and why not have a drink of Smirnoff Double Black on the rocks. Chop some things. Cook some things. Present some things on a plate in a fancy way, and then eat them with actual silverware. You’ll do great!

Make an actual dinner

Any fine lady will do. Your best friend, your grandmother, that hot woman that lives next door. Take her on a date. Pick her up. Pay for dinner. Why not drink a Smirnoff Double Black on the rocks for extra manliness? Drop her home and don’t even think about asking to come inside for “tea.” Unless it’s your grandma... grandmas love tea.

Take a lady on a date

How about taking your brain on a date tonight? Why not mix yourself a Smirnoff Double Black, perch yourself on your favorite couch, and spend some time with some words?. And by book, we don’t mean “Macbook”; we mean a real book, one that smells like dust and intelligence.

Read a book

Fix that broken thing that you’ve been meaning to fix for ages. Why not do it while having a drink of Smirnoff Double Black to feel even more manly and important. If you’re going to do chores, you may as well drink while you do them.

Fix something

Maybe you’ve always wanted to know how to play “Careless Whisper” on the saxophone. Or maybe you want to learn Mandarin. Anyway, you know that new thing you’ve always wanted to learn? You’re going to learn it tonight, while holding a Smirnoff Double Black. Good luck.

Learn a new thing

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