1. The house hippo commercial:
2. Ed the Sock:

3. Watching Degrassi High: The Next Generation:

4. Debating Sam Roberts's hotness with everyone you crossed paths with:
5. Calm-faced Canadian Idol winner, Ryan Malcolm:
6. Expanding your Lip Smacker collection:
7. Robin Sparkles showing Canadian pride:
8. Doing your best air guitar to Sum 41 songs:

9. Writing on your Converse sneakers:

10. Watching Laguna Beach or The Hills, just so you would understand The After Show:

11. Wearing causes close to your heart on your wrist:
12. Listening to Wave on your iPod Nano:

13. Anything Paul Frank:
14. Watching Velvet Empire and Sugar Jones becoming famous on Popstars:

15. Asking for this series of albums for Christmas:

16. Being shook by Shawn Desman's dance moves:

17. Wondering what shampoo Kalan Porter used to get those luscious curls:

18. The Jamiroquai-sounding song "Take A Message" by Remy Shand:

19. Friendship jewellery:
20. Canada's answer to Eminem and D12, the band Swollen Members:

21. Making a mix CD for all the long Canadian car trips:
22. That one song from Nickelback:
23. Watching dramatic snowboarders on MTV:

24. Being extremely confused by the "Get Down" music video by B4-4:
25. Determining the hierarchy of your friendships, and broadcasting it for the world to see:

26. Quoting Juno religiously:

27. And Canada's version of Bennifer, Deryck Whibley and Avril Lavigne:
