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Which MT '17 Slutty Senior Are YOU?

The Senior MTs are hosting the first-ever Slutty Cabaret! Four years of rigorous training, late night rehearsals, and unforgettable (yet probably forgotten) mo's at Black & White have led us all to this climax. Finally, the MT class of '17 can embrace their inner sluts! Which Slutty Senior are you?

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  1. What role would you most want to play... in drag?

    Bear in mind: your drag persona would be the slutty version.

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    Mama Rose from Gypsy
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    Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors
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    Hedwig from Hedwig and the Angry Inch
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    Lady Macbeth from Macbeth
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    George Washington from Hamilton
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    Bob Gaudio from Jersey Boys
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    Don Lockwood from Singin' in the Rain
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    Mary Sunshine from Chicago
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    Usnavi from In the Heights
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    Pippin from Pippin
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    Fiyero from Wicked
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    Hodel from Fiddler on the Roof
  2. What food do you fantasize inappropriately about?

    If this food was a person, you'd hook up with it.

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  3. What's your best physical feature?

    My ____ brings all the sluts to the yard...

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    Oh, my ass for sure
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    Boobz
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    Legs
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    Arms
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    $wagger
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    Cute AF smile
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    Nose
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    Jawline
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    Long lashes & nice brows
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    ♪ Tits and ass ♫
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    My butt (esp. during across-the-floor in tap class)
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    It looks like the eggplant emoji
  4. In a celebrity game of "Do, Marry, Kill," who would you choose to "do?"

    The Slutty Seniors may get with anyone they like, but even *they* have certain goals for down the line...

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  5. Choose your stripper name.

    Slutty Seniors love their tittles. I mean titles.

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    Sparkle Titties
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    Sweet N' Low
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    Chocolate Luv
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    Big Daddy
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    Venus Infer
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    Black Yogurt
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    Jack Cherry
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    Glitter Trix
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    Mimi Marquez
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    Lulu Lick-My-Lemon
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    Skittles (taste the rainbow)
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    Mr. Moses
  6. You're playing strip poker. What item of clothing will you take off *first?*

    No good slut doesn't know how to tease.

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  7. What was the most taint-raising sound you ever made in Voice and Speech class?

    We tried our best to spell out the carnal language of Fitzmaurice technique.

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    Ohhughuhhoooopffooohhhh
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    *GASP*
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    HHUUUUGGGHHH
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    Hunghhunffuuhhh
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    *crying into laughter*
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    aaaaaahhwwwww
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    Ohhhh-AHRGYEAH
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    uhhh oooo! *giggle giggle*
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    I celebrate myself... huhhhh... and sing... huhhh... myself...
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    whoops!
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    A...AA...AAMMYYY!
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    What's my willingness level? Zero.

Be sure to come to Slutty Cabaret on 2/24!

Proceeds from the Slutty Cabaret go towards funding the MT '17 NYC Showcase trip. This trip is an extremely exciting opportunity for these 12 sluts, and you can help them!

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