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Which MT '17 Slutty Senior Are YOU?

The Senior MTs are hosting the first-ever Slutty Cabaret! Four years of rigorous training, late night rehearsals, and unforgettable (yet probably forgotten) mo's at Black & White have led us all to this climax. Finally, the MT class of '17 can embrace their inner sluts! Which Slutty Senior are you?

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  1. What role would you most want to play... in drag?

    Bear in mind: your drag persona would be the slutty version.

    Mama Rose from Gypsy
    Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors
    Hedwig from Hedwig and the Angry Inch
    Lady Macbeth from Macbeth
    George Washington from Hamilton
    Bob Gaudio from Jersey Boys
    Don Lockwood from Singin' in the Rain
    Mary Sunshine from Chicago
    Usnavi from In the Heights
    Pippin from Pippin
    Fiyero from Wicked
    Hodel from Fiddler on the Roof
  2. What food do you fantasize inappropriately about?

    If this food was a person, you'd hook up with it.

  3. What's your best physical feature?

    My ____ brings all the sluts to the yard...

    Oh, my ass for sure
    Boobz
    Legs
    Arms
    $wagger
    Cute AF smile
    Nose
    Jawline
    Long lashes & nice brows
    ♪ Tits and ass ♫
    My butt (esp. during across-the-floor in tap class)
    It looks like the eggplant emoji
  4. In a celebrity game of "Do, Marry, Kill," who would you choose to "do?"

    The Slutty Seniors may get with anyone they like, but even *they* have certain goals for down the line...

  5. Choose your stripper name.

    Slutty Seniors love their tittles. I mean titles.

    Sparkle Titties
    Sweet N' Low
    Chocolate Luv
    Big Daddy
    Venus Infer
    Black Yogurt
    Jack Cherry
    Glitter Trix
    Mimi Marquez
    Lulu Lick-My-Lemon
    Skittles (taste the rainbow)
    Mr. Moses
  6. You're playing strip poker. What item of clothing will you take off *first?*

    No good slut doesn't know how to tease.

  7. What was the most taint-raising sound you ever made in Voice and Speech class?

    We tried our best to spell out the carnal language of Fitzmaurice technique.

    Ohhughuhhoooopffooohhhh
    *GASP*
    HHUUUUGGGHHH
    Hunghhunffuuhhh
    *crying into laughter*
    aaaaaahhwwwww
    Ohhhh-AHRGYEAH
    uhhh oooo! *giggle giggle*
    I celebrate myself... huhhhh... and sing... huhhh... myself...
    whoops!
    A...AA...AAMMYYY!
    What's my willingness level? Zero.

Which MT '17 Slutty Senior Are YOU?

You got: Aaron

You got Aaron! You're smart, smooth, and smexy (except, maybe, in tap class). You *only* own shirts which flatter your blue eyes or your manly arms... And after a bit of bourbon you'll do anything, you classy slut! Go for it!

Aaron
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You got: Kyle

You got Kyle! You're some goddamn husband material... That is, a fun, kinky husband who can give you *everything* you want.

Kyle
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You got: Olivia

You got Olivia! You're the fiercest (but sweetest) little choco-caramel drop. You love to have a good time. Because, let's face it: when you're good to mama, mama's *always* good to you.

Olivia
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You got: Anthony

You got Anthony! You're the sexiest of specimen. People better approach carefully-- this one bites.

Anthony
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You got: Rodd

You got Rodd! You really are damn dirty, but that is absolutely a compliment. You love making people laugh, but you *especially* love making people moan. Keep killin' it!

Rodd
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You got: Deni

You got Deni! All those stolen Bcaf salads have turned you into one helluva stud. Your dashing good looks and charm are gonna get you far in life (and in bed) so go out and get it!

Deni
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You got: Flynn

You got Flynn! You're the perfect blend of sassy, sexy, and sweet. You might seem innocent, but once you put on those 5-inch heels and take a shot, there ain't no boy that can say no!

Flynn
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You got: Gillian

You got Gillian! You may think you're modest, but anyone that's heard your open-book tremor knows you *absolutely* have a dirty side.

Gillian
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You got: Ali

You got Ali! You're a spunky lil' creature. You may be sweet on the outside, but inside lies a dirty, wild thang that needs to be tamed. Stay weird, beautiful human!

Ali
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You got: Nicole

You got Nicole! Just like Queen Bey, you wake up flawless and get in formation like a boss. You're a lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets! SLAY BISH SLAAAAYYY!

Nicole
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You got: Dubz

You got Dubz! You may not be first on the stripper pole, but any guy would want to take you to a nice, friendly sock-hop. Go celebrate with an ice cold soda pop (because you obviously don't look old enough to drink)!

Dubz
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You got: Kelly

You got Kelly! You're sexy AF and you kill it on the dance floor. You've got curves for days and you're *not* afraid to use 'em!

Kelly
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Be sure to come to Slutty Cabaret on 2/24!

Proceeds from the Slutty Cabaret go towards funding the MT '17 NYC Showcase trip. This trip is an extremely exciting opportunity for these 12 sluts, and you can help them!

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