Which Of My Roommates Are You?
Iconic Bitch: Always up on the slang, terrible at dancing, Mother to her drunk friends. Might be mistaken for a frat pledge
Better than you Bitch: The only man in her life is her fish, and she likes it that way. Loves to go to frat parties with no pants on. Over all your shit.
Precious Bitch: adorable, makes cutie hats, from Texas but much better than the whole state combined. Wont judge when you're a sloppy drunk and will give you hugs
Exotic Bitch: Never in the room, we hope she's surviving and thriving. Done cooler shit that you could even think of. Doesn't mind nudity at all.