1. Every morning the first thing you do is check your phone for transfer news.
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and yell "NOOOOOOO!"
2. You sneer at people in the park who are sunbathing on your hallowed Sunday League turf.
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3. You find yourself sitting at the pub on weekends and you're not really sure why.
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This doesn't feel right.
4. It's been so long since you've seen a match you've even considered watching MLS games...well, almost.
5. You haven't changed out of your team kit since last season. Your co-workers are starting to complain about the stink.
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6. Your life has a huge hole in it and everything seems meaningless and boring.
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7. Even your telly seems depressed.
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8. Wimbledon, Tour de France, Lions, Ashes - all great sporting occasions, but they just don't do it for you.
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Tennis? Zzzzz.
9. Havearsenalspentanymoneyyet.com is the homepage on your browser.
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ugh.
10. You've taken up cleaning your flat to pass the time and it is now spotless as ever.
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11. You find yourself watching the EastEnders Omnibus to fill the void left by Jeff Stelling and the boys.
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And you nearly weep when you realize you are not alone.
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