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10 Secrets You Never Knew About Clouds

These facts are still unconfirmed. Clouds are notorious fibbers.

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1. Groups of clouds are known as a "gurgle."

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2. Clouds are actually pretty heavy. They'd tell you it's mostly water weight, but actually it's because they have a love-hate relationship with funnel cake.

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3. Clouds swipe right on Tinder more than they'd care to admit.

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4. Hashtags are a natural cloud aphrodisiac. Needless to say, they appreciate your dedication to Instagram.

5. Derechos approach from the east while izquierdas approach from the west.

┬┐Hablas espa├▒ol? No? OK, never mind... it was a dumb joke anyway.
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¿Hablas español? No? OK, never mind... it was a dumb joke anyway.

6. All clouds go to heaven. Even Kevin.

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7. Clouds tell you that your dress looks really nice, but secretly they throw up a little every time they see it. They question your life choices and feel a distance growing in your once close relationship. "Who are you?" they wonder silently. Indeed.

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8. They're mostly indifferent about turkey sausage.

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9. The sun is their primary source of strength. They also really enjoy watching uncomfortable workplace banter about the weekend.

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10. And in Soviet Russia, clouds watch you.

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Basically, clouds make great pets if you're into that sort of thing.

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