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The Definitive A-Z's Of Pride Weekend

"N is for Nipples: Here a nip, there a nip — everywhere a nip nip."

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A IS FOR ANTICIPATION

Or possibly Agony? Who are you going with? Where are you going to meet? Wait, when does the parade start? *faints*

Or possibly Agony? Who are you going with? Where are you going to meet? Wait, when does the parade start? *faints*

B IS FOR BABY GAYS

Easily spotted from a mile away, their eyes aglow with wonder and awe. Sigh, to be young!

Easily spotted from a mile away, their eyes aglow with wonder and awe. Sigh, to be young!

C IS FOR CROP TOPS

* squints * As far as the eye can see!

* squints * As far as the eye can see!

D IS FOR DYKES ON BIKES

Leading off the parade, it's like a never-ending sea of badassery.

Leading off the parade, it's like a never-ending sea of badassery.

E IS FOR EMOTIONS

I'm not crying, you're crying!

I'm not crying, you're crying!

F IS FOR FLOATS

Big floats, small floats, ugly floats, tall floats. You're just looking for the free t-shirts and stickers.

Big floats, small floats, ugly floats, tall floats. You're just looking for the free t-shirts and stickers.

G IS FOR GLITTER

That will continue to cling onto your clothing, skin, and personal belongings until the end of time as we know it.

That will continue to cling onto your clothing, skin, and personal belongings until the end of time as we know it.

H IS FOR HASHTAG EVERYTHING

I mean, pics or it didn't happen. #Pride#PrideSelfie#Instagood#Instagay#Blessed

I mean, pics or it didn't happen. #Pride#PrideSelfie#Instagood#Instagay#Blessed

I IS FOR "I'M COMING OUT"

....being played around 1000x times (and you singing just as loud each time.)

....being played around 1000x times (and you singing just as loud each time.)

J IS FOR JERKS

Anti-gay protesters, we never invite you and yet every year you show up!? Good thing our signs always seem to get the best of yours.

Anti-gay protesters, we never invite you and yet every year you show up!? Good thing our signs always seem to get the best of yours.

K IS FOR KINDNESS

Take a moment to send up a prayer to the kind bartender that let you use the private restroom when you were about to piss yourself. It's a marathon, not a sprint.

Take a moment to send up a prayer to the kind bartender that let you use the private restroom when you were about to piss yourself. It's a marathon, not a sprint.

L IS FOR LOVE

Because you're positive everyone is here with their significant other and WHERE are the single people?

Because you're positive everyone is here with their significant other and WHERE are the single people?

M IS MARRIAGE PROPOSALS

Because you've already witnessed at least five and if SCOTUS doesn't get its act together this isn't going to be much of a party.

Because you've already witnessed at least five and if SCOTUS doesn't get its act together this isn't going to be much of a party.

N IS FOR NEVER ENDING NIPPLES

As in the parade, that is never ending, and also the number of nipples you've seen today. Here a nip, there a nip, everywhere a nip nip.

As in the parade, that is never ending, and also the number of nipples you've seen today. Here a nip, there a nip, everywhere a nip nip.

O IS FOR "OH MY GOD"

Oh my god, are we lost?Oh my god, how do we get out of the parade?Oh my god, everyone is toplessOh my god, this is either the best or worst day of my life... both!

Oh my god, are we lost?
Oh my god, how do we get out of the parade?
Oh my god, everyone is topless
Oh my god, this is either the best or worst day of my life... both!

P IS FOR PROUD PARENTS

No, that's not my dad tearing up and screaming my name — you must be mistaken.

No, that's not my dad tearing up and screaming my name — you must be mistaken.

Q IS FOR QUEENS

Drag queens, that is. More beautiful and majestic than you'll ever be, honey.

Drag queens, that is. More beautiful and majestic than you'll ever be, honey.

R IS FOR RAINBOWS

Obviously. Love it or hate it — those things are everywhere you look.

Obviously. Love it or hate it — those things are everywhere you look.

S IS FOR SWEAT

In every teeny tiny crevice of your body and in each itty bitty fold of your skin, there is sweat.

In every teeny tiny crevice of your body and in each itty bitty fold of your skin, there is sweat.

T IS FOR TRADITIONS

Ah, the mistakes we make year after year... like drunkenly texting your ex to wish them a happy Pride.

Ah, the mistakes we make year after year... like drunkenly texting your ex to wish them a happy Pride.

U IS FOR UNDERWEAR

And all the chiseled people, bless them, wearing only underwear.

And all the chiseled people, bless them, wearing only underwear.

V IS FOR VOWS

No, not that kind. The promise you make to yourself that you WILL find someone to make out with before the day is over. (You won't).

No, not that kind. The promise you make to yourself that you WILL find someone to make out with before the day is over. (You won't).

W IS FOR "WHO WAS THAT?"

Celeb spotting is a serious business. Jokes aside, your friend just went sprinting after someone who looks like Ellen Page.

Celeb spotting is a serious business. Jokes aside, your friend just went sprinting after someone who looks like Ellen Page.

X IS FOR XOXO

Because you are literally kissing and hugging each and every person in your path. There's no limit to love today.

Because you are literally kissing and hugging each and every person in your path. There's no limit to love today.

Y IS FOR YASSSS

Everyone looks so fabulous, everyone is so happy, you are literally best friends with strangers — including the old topless woman standing next to you.

Everyone looks so fabulous, everyone is so happy, you are literally best friends with strangers — including the old topless woman standing next to you.

Z IS FOR Zzzzzzzzz

Time to sleep it off, until next year.

Time to sleep it off, until next year.