1.
When you were in that beautiful "figuring things out" period of your life and someone asked to borrow your phone:
2.
When your mom, abuela, next-door neighbor, what have you, asks you that question:
3.
When you have a crush on someone and can barely function in their presence:
4.
When you're suffering through the online dating process:
5.
Whenever you get hooked on a TV show with a queer character:
6.
When some dude decides to be persistently stupid:
7.
When you realize the truth in this beautiful progression:
9.
That time your parents taught you that maybe ignorance truly is bliss:
10.
When coming out wasn't exactly what you expected:
11.
Whenever you attempt the subtle art of flirting:
12.
When some guy decides to open his mouth:
13.
When you find out that, yes, it actually is her boyfriend in all those photos:
14.
When you think you're ABOUT to MAYBE get a date:
15.
When you couldn't be more single if you tried:
16.
To reiterate: very, very single:
17.
But your friends? They aren't single.
20.
*looks at camera in the style of The Office*