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Women Read Real (And Ridiculous) Hook-Up App Messages Aloud

"What a wonderful beard! I'd love to cum on it." Slightly NSFW-ish comedy ahead.

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Warning: These ladies from Chicago's comedy group The Second City are about to make you blush.

The Second City Network took real messages from Grindr, SCRUFF, and Growler – and had women read them aloud.

As all declarations of love should be, many of the messages were both poetic and eloquent:

Connecting through common interests is also good start:

Flattery never fails, or so I've heard:

Some prefer to be straightforward...

... while others went for a little mystery.

A few were actually very polite:

Others, not so much.

And if all else fails, who doesn't like dogs?

Everyone loves dogs.

Check out The Second City's other sketches here.

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