23 Questions You Probably Have For Lesbian Movies
*Gestures wildly around* Why?
1. Why can't we think of a new storyline?
2. Seriously, why can't two queer women just bump into each other at the coffee shop and fall in love like everyone else?
3. How is Bend It Like Beckham one of the greatest queer love stories of our time without actually being a queer love story?
4. (Same question for these films too.)
5. What's with the forehead-to-forehead lean on covers?
6. And wait, why are there so many teacher/student storylines?
This, like, seems like a really bad idea you guys!?