1. The word itself doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.


2. It's simply too long.
The words "gay" and "bi" are short and sweet – much more pleasing to our ears.
In fact, it sounds like a rare disease.

One that you would probably find yourself in group therapy for.


And I bet it's extremely contagious.
4. The word itself has geographical origins, but — as far as I know — all lesbians aren't born on the Isle of Lesbos these days.

Has anyone even considered how the current inhabitants feel about all this?

5. It seems more fitting for a long-extinct prehistoric reptile.

6. Or some strange type of bean.

7. Some people find the word constraining — not only to yourself, but also to whomever you're dating.
8. Or maybe you're afraid the word will bring about a lot of unwanted stereotypes.
