1. That sex between two women is so complicated and technical, most people will never understand its mysterious ways.
2. In fact, scientists are (probably) still debating if it exists at all.
3. When someone finally figured it out they didn't even inform the masses!
4. You have to live with the fact that most people will always assume it looks something like this.
5. A cosmic rule surely exists that if you and your partner both have long hair, even if you pull it back, it's always going to be in the way.
#longhairproblems I think it's time to cut it soon...
"You're on my hair. Babe. My hair. Hair!" – Broken record of the bedroom.
6. The awkwardness that ensues as you're going down on your partner and also trying to touch their chest as well:
7. That it's simply impossible to manage volume control.
8. And this outrageous double standard:
9. That moment when you agree to experiment with a strap-on, but you and your partner are both a little freaked out by how realistic it looks.
10. And any fancy manicures will have to be saved for another time... when you're single.
11. People assume that if you have the equipment...you'll just know what to do with it:
12. Your parents never gave you the old "birds and the bees" speech; in fact, they had questions for you:
13. When you have actual health concerns or want some sex tips, the internet is just the worst:
14. It's not like sex ed class was any better?
15. You will never be able to recover those wasted years before you learned about the wonders of the G-spot.
16. And you'll forever regret trying an image search at the public library.
17. But, at the end of the day...
18. ...it's totally worth it.
