If Spotify Helped You Pick Out A Girlfriend Instead Of Music

With the technology we have today, you’d think we would have our priorities in order. Inspired by this.

1. Ellen Page makes you weak in the knees, so Evan Rachel Wood is likely to have the same effect.

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3. If you get hot n’ bothered thinking about Naya Rivera, turn your attention to Shay Mitchell right now.

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6. You’ve been spending a lot of time daydreaming about Casey Legler. Have you thought about Erika Linder today?


7. If you crush on The Wire’s Sonja Sohn, you should probably get to know Sherri Saum from The Fosters.

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10. You haven’t gotten completely lost in Archie Panjabi’s eyes for a minute now…

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11. Debbie Harry fanatic? Meet Maja Ivarsson of The Sounds.

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14. We highly recommend you spend some time crushin’ on Beth Ditto.

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15. Raven Symoné always makin’ you feel some type of way? You probably need Samira Wiley in your life.






18. You haven’t worshipped at the altar of Janelle Monae in a while… take a minute.

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19. You’ve been google image searching for Tegan and Sara quite a lot this month, why not check out Ruby Rose?

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20. We recommend you take a minute to appreciate singer Charice, for all the obvious reasons.


21. If you *sigh* over Sara Shahi, let us remind you that Sara Ramirez also exists on this earth.

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22. You love Azealia Banks, so check out Angel Haze.


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25. Is Ellie Goulding your type? Get to know Austra’s Katie Stelmanis.

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27. You haven’t thought about Robin Robert’s smile in a week now. Here you go!

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28. You really want to marry Kate McKinnon one day, but have you considered the ladies of Broad City?




31. Take a minute to think about Kate Moenning.

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32. If Jamie Murray makes you swoon, just wait until you get hooked on Angie Harmon.

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35. Chely Wright’s music always gives you butterflies, so it’s only right you fall for Kristen Merlin from The Voice next.

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37. Because you plaster K. Stew all over your desktop, we recommend Lizzie Caplan to obsess over for a while.

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40. Don’t even act like there’s anyone we could compare to Michelle Rodriguez.


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Sarah Karlan is the Deputy LGBT Editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
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