If We Talked About Straight People The Way We Talk About Gay People

    "You're straight? But, you're so pretty!"

    There would be deep, personal questions asked:

    College confessions:

    And stereotypical stressing:

    There would be cultural inquiries:

    Logistical questions:

    And wishful thinking:

    There would be cringeworthy family moments:

    The sanctity of marriage would be considered:

    Insights would be made:

    And proper etiquette, naturally, would be questioned:

    There would be apologies:

    Backhanded compliments:

    And, more questions:

    There would be personal confessions:

    And some helpful suggestions:

    Moral compasses would be tested:

    And unsolicited encouragement doled out:

    Things would be said:

    Backpedaling would occur:

    And observations made:

    LOL, indeed.