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Definitive Proof That Carrie Brownstein Is Not Of This Earth

No one woman should have all that power.

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Her tweets are both insightful revelations and raw poetry.

Saw the kind of beard that extends solely from the chin in a scraggly, long, curly waterfall and the words "pubic drape" came to mind.

Carrie Brownstein@Carrie_Rachel

Saw the kind of beard that extends solely from the chin in a scraggly, long, curly waterfall and the words "pubic drape" came to mind.

04:38 PM - 29 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Adult/child confluence perfected: just had wine and cereal for dinner.

Carrie Brownstein@Carrie_Rachel

Adult/child confluence perfected: just had wine and cereal for dinner.

11:15 PM - 4 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Sometimes when I have dry skin, a few pimples, and a hang nail, I think, 'my body is a wonderland.'

Carrie Brownstein@Carrie_Rachel

Sometimes when I have dry skin, a few pimples, and a hang nail, I think, 'my body is a wonderland.'

01:56 PM - 25 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

She studied sociolinguistics in college, which sounds completely made up.

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*Sociolinguistics is actually looking at the way in which people communicate via computers, social media, phones, and the way that particular language changes. OK FINE.